If I were a

[westbeilschmidt]

If I were a stone, I would be a.... Sapphire
If I were a tree, I would be a.... Bonsai tree
If I were a bird, I would be an... Black eagle
If I were an insect, I would be... Spider (naturally I suffer from arachnophobia, but they're great web designers) - so it's not really an insect, but who cares.
If I were a fruit, I would be a.... Strawberry
If I were a flower, I would be a.... blue cornflower
If I were a kind of weather, I would be .... Calm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a..... Muse
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a.... guitar
If I were a kind of profession, I would be an.... professor
If I were an animal, I would be a.... (Black) Jaguar
If I were anything in the world, I would be.... Alive
If I were a colour, I would be.... Black
If I were an emotion, I would be... Love
If I were a vegetable, I would be.... Green Pepper
If I were a sound, I would be .... Laughter
If I were an Element, I would be... Mist/Fog