To My American LJ Friends
A Maiden So Sweet
He laid her on the table,
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet
and all was set, He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and
stretched out his arms,
And then he stuffed the turkey.
May I be the first to wish you Happy Thanksgiving!
Get your mind out of the gutter ;D
He laid her on the table,
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet
and all was set, He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and
stretched out his arms,
And then he stuffed the turkey.
May I be the first to wish you Happy Thanksgiving!
Get your mind out of the gutter ;D