McCONEHEAD
"By the way, I - I'm unembarrassed to tell you - I'm not embarrassed to tell you [those mean the same thing, nimwad] - that I did not watch the Democrat debate last night [that's Democratic debate, asswipe, learn some god-damned grammar - and wait - what? you're a candidate for the presidency and you didn't even watch the debate between the people you're running against? you should be fucking embarrased, you dillweed], but - but I am told, uh, that Sen. Obama made, uh, the statement that if al-Qaeda, uh, came back to Iraq after he withdraws, after the American troops are withdrawn, then he would send military troops back [as opposed to those non-military troops, one presumes] if al-Qaeda established a base in Iraq. [no, you aging douche, that's not what he said - maybe you should start doing some of your own fucking research - like watching the damned debates; i realize you are of the generation that finds remote controls unutterably challenging, but you couldn't at least get an aide to TiVo the fucking thing?]
I have some news - al-Qaeda is in Iraq. [poor soul, he always looks so chuffed when one of his lines gets a laugh - even if it's based on an out and out fabrication] Al-Qaeda: it's called "al-Qaeda in Iraq". [um, no, fruitbat - "al-Qaeda in Iraq" is called "al-Qaeda in Iraq"; "al-Qaeda" is just called "al-Qaeda" - they're two separate organizations - and al-Qaeda in Iraq only fucking exists because of reckless bombheads like you - who the hell is briefing you? have you been paying any attention at all to the past four or five years of history?] And my friends, uh, they wouldn't - if we left, they wouldn't be establishing a base - they wouldn't be establishing a base [come on, John you can make it to the end of this sentence...], they'd be taking a country [foundation, Senator? or did you just pull this scenario out of your withered ass? do you even know how powerful al-Qaeda in Iraq is? oh, no, that's right: you don't even know what the fuck al-Qaeda in Iraq is; forget it, let's just cut to the 'No surrender']. And I'm not going to allow that to happen, my friends [come, man, you can do it] - I will not surrender [there we go - close, anyway] - I will not surrender to al-Qaeda! [you won't? um, aren't you the guy that surrendered to the North Vietnamese during your illustrious military career? or were you just bored at that point with crashing so many of our planes?]
You know, maybe Obama could beat this guy - he must have the IQ of a potato. Then again, Obama wouldn't be running against McCain, he'd be running against the GOP propaganda machine, their 527s, the right-wing blogosphere, and the entire media establishment. Maybe they should just tell their ancient candidate to shut the hell up and let them get on with smearing the opposition...
I have some news - al-Qaeda is in Iraq. [poor soul, he always looks so chuffed when one of his lines gets a laugh - even if it's based on an out and out fabrication] Al-Qaeda: it's called "al-Qaeda in Iraq". [um, no, fruitbat - "al-Qaeda in Iraq" is called "al-Qaeda in Iraq"; "al-Qaeda" is just called "al-Qaeda" - they're two separate organizations - and al-Qaeda in Iraq only fucking exists because of reckless bombheads like you - who the hell is briefing you? have you been paying any attention at all to the past four or five years of history?] And my friends, uh, they wouldn't - if we left, they wouldn't be establishing a base - they wouldn't be establishing a base [come on, John you can make it to the end of this sentence...], they'd be taking a country [foundation, Senator? or did you just pull this scenario out of your withered ass? do you even know how powerful al-Qaeda in Iraq is? oh, no, that's right: you don't even know what the fuck al-Qaeda in Iraq is; forget it, let's just cut to the 'No surrender']. And I'm not going to allow that to happen, my friends [come, man, you can do it] - I will not surrender [there we go - close, anyway] - I will not surrender to al-Qaeda! [you won't? um, aren't you the guy that surrendered to the North Vietnamese during your illustrious military career? or were you just bored at that point with crashing so many of our planes?]
You know, maybe Obama could beat this guy - he must have the IQ of a potato. Then again, Obama wouldn't be running against McCain, he'd be running against the GOP propaganda machine, their 527s, the right-wing blogosphere, and the entire media establishment. Maybe they should just tell their ancient candidate to shut the hell up and let them get on with smearing the opposition...