cry of the carrots!

[werkzeugengel]

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus!
i think all of you take god for granted and that you dont really think about it but if jesus havn't had died for us we would probably not be saved like we all are now. you say ooh man my life sucks my house sucks. well you should be happy that you have a house to live in and that you are alive. no matter anything you say that you think your life is bad just think, there are people with much worse problems out there so stop your bitching and get on with it. jesus died for all of you ( us) and you take that for granted and you dont even thank him for that. you say" no thanks i dont belive in it" be thankful for where you are and you arn't somwhere else being slaves for some fat ass thast too lazy to do it himself. be thankful for where you stand today in freedom.
-gerg-