Okay. . .so I'm sick, as I've have been for some time now. With a dreadful cough, among other things. That I caught from a friend's kid. And now on the evening news, there's a story about several reported cases of whooping cough in our local school systems. Whooping cough. Whooping cough. You've got to be fucking kidding. There's no way this could
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Not being a doctor or even an organic chemist, I don't know why this worked but: the missus mixed a 1/4 cup bourbon, 1/8 c lemon juice and honey in a pot, threw cloves and some ginger in it, and heated it for a couple of minutes. I slept for 12 hours and was totally better later.
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If you ask me, it's the curious-but-not-fatal 19th century first course of illnesses brought to us by people who refuse to vaccinate their kids -- I'm convinced of it. After this comes the scarlet fever and then the plague. Keep out a watch for rats!
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Vaccination is somthing I know next to nothing about - living close to Berkeley I've heard all sides (conspiracies, mercury, ethics, risk of crazy preventable diseases "omg wont some one think of the children!") and have yet to look into it myself. Being a chemist I'm going to blame all this nonsense on weakened immune systems from all the crap we subject ourselves to, the mutation of said disease strains and most importantly: crap health care.
I'm sooooo not down with scarlet fever... All the more reason for me to do well in organic chemistry...
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Two months.
Eight fucking weeks.
And that was two months spent coughing until I puked every. Single. Night. I forget how many times I nearly choked on my own vomit. Also, it was two months of gobbling down humongous nasty penicilin pills.
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My mother is the 'take a Tylenol and tough it out' type, having a slight paranoia about hospitals, and I remember clearly being about three years old and having a very high fever and my mother was panicking about it. I was absolutely sure I was going to die since she never got nervous when I was sick!
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So get yourself to a doctor, if you get a fever or start a-wheezing.
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