ALWAYS In That Mood.
THINGS I AM IN LOVE WITH:
+Jake
+Oodles of Noodles
+Amanda and Nick's matching black hair. I dyed hers, she dyed his, each of them took a shower with everyone in the bathroom...all 3 of us. It was a good bonding experience. We talked about how the four of US have all seen each other naked way too much. Because we're whores like that.
+Whores.
+BP in my coat today, while I coerced him to say:
KNUCK IF YOU BUCK.
haha.
Mackenzie, Amanda's little sister, is the funniest person alive. We were in CVS yesterday, and she goes,"I can still walk like a monkey like when I was little," and then preceeded to crouch down and waddle through the store. It was the most terrying and hilarious thing I've ever seen.
She was also "dancing" and when I asked her where she learned it from, she said,"I learned it from the ghetto, on TV," and we all started cracking up.
Then she said,"The man, the lizard," so she actually meant the gecko, but either is priceless. She's 3. My kid better be that cool, although I'm going to name it something really weird, so it might be traumatized or something.
Also, I was looking through the phone book the other day, since I do that for fun all the time, and I saw these things called STRIP-O-GRAMS. I really want it to be Jake's 18th birthday because I am making a list of some of the things I have decided to get him. I already told him, so it probably won't be a surprise or anything.
LIST:
strip-o-gram, sent to ESP
a carton of cigerettes
full tank of gas
yager + a case of beer
some other stuff I haven't even thought of yet.
I can't buy most of that stuff myself, so I have to enlist the help of his friends most likely.
+Jake
+Oodles of Noodles
+Amanda and Nick's matching black hair. I dyed hers, she dyed his, each of them took a shower with everyone in the bathroom...all 3 of us. It was a good bonding experience. We talked about how the four of US have all seen each other naked way too much. Because we're whores like that.
+Whores.
+BP in my coat today, while I coerced him to say:
KNUCK IF YOU BUCK.
haha.
Mackenzie, Amanda's little sister, is the funniest person alive. We were in CVS yesterday, and she goes,"I can still walk like a monkey like when I was little," and then preceeded to crouch down and waddle through the store. It was the most terrying and hilarious thing I've ever seen.
She was also "dancing" and when I asked her where she learned it from, she said,"I learned it from the ghetto, on TV," and we all started cracking up.
Then she said,"The man, the lizard," so she actually meant the gecko, but either is priceless. She's 3. My kid better be that cool, although I'm going to name it something really weird, so it might be traumatized or something.
Also, I was looking through the phone book the other day, since I do that for fun all the time, and I saw these things called STRIP-O-GRAMS. I really want it to be Jake's 18th birthday because I am making a list of some of the things I have decided to get him. I already told him, so it probably won't be a surprise or anything.
LIST:
strip-o-gram, sent to ESP
a carton of cigerettes
full tank of gas
yager + a case of beer
some other stuff I haven't even thought of yet.
I can't buy most of that stuff myself, so I have to enlist the help of his friends most likely.