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I don't even care if this grosses you out or makes you think I'm a dirty hoe, CAUSE I AM ONE OF THOSE!!!
But anyway. I just remembered that not only will I not get to have sex with Jake for 2-3 days, I will NOT EVEN GET TO SEE HIM OR LOOK AT HIM OR SMELL HIM. (I know the last one is weird, but he smells nice all the time. I like to inhale it.) I will suffer sex withdrawals, AND JAKE WITHDRAWALS, while experiencing Amber Love.
Don't get me wrong....if it's not happening on a regular basis, which has happened most of my one year career as a non-virgin, I can handle it. And smoke more marijauna. BUT I am used to it, and it's like my favorite thing besides Jake, and this is a tragedy of sorts.
I am being overdramatic and possibly creepy, I know. But I don't care, Mister.
ALSO, FOR ALL OF MY GHETTOFAB HOMIES:
Shit, you know the deal before a nigga even stepped
Damn that ass hot, seems like it's gon melt
You know I give it to you til you run out of breathe
Then bust a nut all over yo'self
The first time I called, you were jugglin on my balls
In and out of your jaws, I was beatin down your walls
Had your ass breakin laws for a player was the cause
And every time you seen a G you was slippin off your drawers, I recall
I met your ass at the mall, in the fall
You the one with the dress on, let me take you home
Show your ass how to buss a nut, up in the guts
Cut you up like you ain't been cut
From the back (back) then to the side (side) to the front
Turn around,you got me right
I smack them thighs, anyway that you want me
So gone see about a pimp and that monkey
And that's fo' sho'
that is my favorite part of a beautifully poetic song, which i hold dear to my heart.