Doctor Who: Shagability Ratings
From "I'd hit that like Inspector Duggan hit the Jageroth" to "I'm not mating with you, Sunshine."
1: is it the leather jacket? Is it the accent? Either way, it's ... the Ninth Doctor!
2: the Fifth Doctor, because I had a baby!crush on Tristan from All Creatures Great and Small when I was just a little girl. Peter Davison's scene wearing only a towel is probably the origin of my collarbone fetish.
3: the Eighth Doctor. Yes, I know it's a wig. I just don't care.
4: is "David Ten-inch" justified? I wouldn't mind finding out.
5: the Third Doctor. Can we say "silver fox"? Though Delgado!Master would probably kill me if I tried anything.
6: dear Eleven, I find your lack of eyebrows disturbing. I'm sorry.
7: though he's "my" doctor, the Seventh Doctor doesn't quite do it for me.
8: though someone who will make you laugh in bed is a good thing, the Fourth Doctor might be taking things a little too far.
9: waaaaay down the list is a tie between the First Doctor (it would feel like having sex with someone's grandfather) and the Second Doctor (that haircut is a particularly effective form of birth control, and besides, he's Jamie's.)
10: unfortunately, the thought of sex with the Sixth Doctor really trips my triggers ... in a bad way.
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1: is it the leather jacket? Is it the accent? Either way, it's ... the Ninth Doctor!
2: the Fifth Doctor, because I had a baby!crush on Tristan from All Creatures Great and Small when I was just a little girl. Peter Davison's scene wearing only a towel is probably the origin of my collarbone fetish.
3: the Eighth Doctor. Yes, I know it's a wig. I just don't care.
4: is "David Ten-inch" justified? I wouldn't mind finding out.
5: the Third Doctor. Can we say "silver fox"? Though Delgado!Master would probably kill me if I tried anything.
6: dear Eleven, I find your lack of eyebrows disturbing. I'm sorry.
7: though he's "my" doctor, the Seventh Doctor doesn't quite do it for me.
8: though someone who will make you laugh in bed is a good thing, the Fourth Doctor might be taking things a little too far.
9: waaaaay down the list is a tie between the First Doctor (it would feel like having sex with someone's grandfather) and the Second Doctor (that haircut is a particularly effective form of birth control, and besides, he's Jamie's.)
10: unfortunately, the thought of sex with the Sixth Doctor really trips my triggers ... in a bad way.
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