Doctor Who, Doctor/Master, teen and up (language), not mine. The Doctor helps the Master make a different choice. Utter CRACK based on a title that my friend Wendy and I came up with while guzzling sugary beverages at IHOP.
The Doctor knelt over the Master, begging his oldest friend, his dearest enemy, to regenerate. To give himself one more chance.
To give them one more chance.
The Doctor thought of the words he'd sworn he'd never speak. But if he didn't say them now, he'd be throwing away his only chance.
He leaned close and whispered three words into the Master's ear. For a long moment there was no response, but then the Master's body turned to light as his regeneration began.
"What did you say to him?" Jack asked.
The Doctor went red, and mumbled "Unlimited blow jobs."
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