Because the internets need Jack/Barbossa curtainfic!
This fic is rated: G (as long as you don't contemplate why they're sharing a cabin)
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Jack Sparrow/Hector Barbossa
Summary: crack
Spoilers: for AWE?
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Cross-Posted were_lemur, pirategasm, potc_fic, potc_100, firstothefinish, barbossa_fic, whore4hector
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Disclaimer: PotC belongs to Disney. Characters will be played with nicely and returned to them in good condition when I'm done. No infringement is intended, please don't sue me!
"Are yeh daft, Jack? The Pearl doesn't need curtains!"
"Every morning, the light slants through the windows and wakes me up. And me with me head splittin -- "
"Maybe yeh should contemplate not drinkin' so much rum the night before."
"Don't be ridiculous, Hector. All I need is a good set of curtains."
"Yer not puttin' curtains in me ship!"
"I'm not, Hector. I'm putting them in my ship. Tell you what, though -- I'll let you pick out the color. Maybe red? Not red! Not red. Blue? Green? They could pick up the color of your apples."
"No!"
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Jack Sparrow/Hector Barbossa
Summary: crack
Spoilers: for AWE?
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Cross-Posted were_lemur, pirategasm, potc_fic, potc_100, firstothefinish, barbossa_fic, whore4hector
My FanFic Masterlist
Disclaimer: PotC belongs to Disney. Characters will be played with nicely and returned to them in good condition when I'm done. No infringement is intended, please don't sue me!
"Are yeh daft, Jack? The Pearl doesn't need curtains!"
"Every morning, the light slants through the windows and wakes me up. And me with me head splittin -- "
"Maybe yeh should contemplate not drinkin' so much rum the night before."
"Don't be ridiculous, Hector. All I need is a good set of curtains."
"Yer not puttin' curtains in me ship!"
"I'm not, Hector. I'm putting them in my ship. Tell you what, though -- I'll let you pick out the color. Maybe red? Not red! Not red. Blue? Green? They could pick up the color of your apples."
"No!"