Customer: the boss, how many does these jeans?
boss: $ 180, Guangzhou reliable goods, alternatively not?
Customer: I look ... ...
boss: Do not look, things are nice things, give you a deduct point 170.
customers: This is likewise called discount ah?
Boss: Oh, entire right on the 140, this time be always right.
customers: ha ha ha ha, I laugh!
Boss: What are you laughing, do Xiangui?
Customer: No, far more than you, simply use the pump pumping my blood!
boss: Where there are so exaggerated, see you on the 120 yuan is a local bar.
customers: ... ...
boss: You do not have Xiangui, and I earns the most money you Ji.
Customer: No, I did not say valuable, these pants worth the price.
boss: You're a visionary, quick to buy it.
customers: pants are good pants, but restricted tickets in my pocket ah.
boss: how many money in your pocket that ah?
customers: $ 90.
boss: God, you are joking, I lost die, and add distinct $ 10.
Customer: No, Tim, I would favor to give you $ 120, can do naught.
boss: Well, to make friends, you pluck down to 90 yuan.
Customer: I will not give you $ 90, I would like to stay $ 10 fare.
boss: the fare? This is what is the relationship you buy pants?
customers: Of course, I get down to a place far, far away, I must go along bus, fare $ 10.
boss: You lie!
purchaser, I was eighteen years of age not longer cheat folk, believe me. You see my face, how genuine ah.
boss: Although I do not see your honesty, but I calculate lost, count your 80 yuan better.
Customer: Wait,
godbo, I should multiplication that I have not eaten breakfast, I'm hungry.
boss: You! ! God, you too much, you activity tricks.
customers: Believe me, I am very sincere. If we do not eat, I would faint in front of you.
boss: I out of luck, you encountered such a polished. Can you do also, 1 would must ride, 1 would then eat breakfast. As you ambition not have to mention you thirsty, beverage drinks?
customers: You Tai Xiaoqiao me. Believe me, I did not request. Boss: I believe you? Last period?
Customer: Yes, believe me.
boss: Well, some merry, $ 70.
Customer: I'll give you money.
boss: faster.
customers: so, here's the color seems a morsel wrong ah.
boss: No, no,
thepickettcorp.com, this is frosted colors, deliberately into something like this, and phoned pop.
Customer: Oh, how looks like the old pants, strange.
Boss: What? Does not material who you insult me, amuse do not insult my pants. This is the real thing.
customers: ... ...
boss: Well, I'll show you my Jinhuo Dan ... you see, purchase date is the last week, purchase units of a definite garment plant in Guangzhou, how can the antique pants it?
Customer: Oh, apologetic I misunderstood, yet ... God, the purchase price: 20 yuan per chip.
Boss: Oh, no, erroneous. This is no tax on the price, after tax price of $ 40 each.
customers: you are lying, you thought I was a fool you, this is a VAT invoice, is the amount after tariff. This pants is merely value $ 20, tin you ... ...
boss: hey ... ... act business, you understand my lease every day hundreds of clothing apartments, it does not make money I eat?
customers: the light of day, reciting the tide, you Xintai Hei!
boss: Hey, 30 per line does not? My brothers, I acquire.
customers: money is a mere trifle. But your actions make me vexed. You are deeply ache a consumer's mind.
boss: Is it that serious?
Customer: Do you think that deceit is not serious? Then go on, but I could deceit, is a offense!
boss: OMG, good amplification ah. In this way, you Xiaoxiao Huo, my 25 yuan to sell you, you earn five dollars.
Customer: What? 25 is two hundred and fifty average, you look down aboard me?
boss: No, no, on the 24 bar.
customers: There is a 4, is
boss: Days, 23 no problems, right?
Customer: Okay, handle!