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My 'gina is sore. The lady that did it was french so when I yelled "MERDE!@#$%", she laughed at me and said "Maybe we try smaller strips, no?". Only it was more like maywe vee try zuhmaller streeps.
I went home and instantly told my mother. She laughed at me. A lot.
Later when Vince called she yelled at me "ARE YOU GOING TO GO SHOW HIM YOUR BARE PUSSY?!". I think I almost vomited, but it made me realize that the madre and I have finally hit that place. The one where we're more friends than mother-daughter. Disgusting and weird friends. <3
I completely have her eyes and lips.
"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."
I went home and instantly told my mother. She laughed at me. A lot.
Later when Vince called she yelled at me "ARE YOU GOING TO GO SHOW HIM YOUR BARE PUSSY?!". I think I almost vomited, but it made me realize that the madre and I have finally hit that place. The one where we're more friends than mother-daughter. Disgusting and weird friends. <3
I completely have her eyes and lips.
"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."