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Thoms Self is the Hottest Man on the Planet!!! Ruling out Neil Diamond and yes...Even Burt Reynolds

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So I walked into this store once right? And those silly mother fuckers cut my heart out. And they said to me..."You know you look like a guy that sure could use a new blood circulation vessel" And I said "Dude it's like your looking into my soul" So he says "Bro I got just the thing for you, it's a used heart, practically brand new" So I says "Where do I sign up!?!" and he tells me "This shit's gonna cost you" "How much?" I sez "50 G's" the man tells me. So I tell him "Man your going to clear me out, but thankfully I just cashed my paycheck!" So I pull out the 50 G's, put my heart in and tell the man "Man it runs like a true champion" and he sez "Yea dude, I wouldn't lie to you" And I told him "Thanks buddy, I don't know what I would have done with out you" and I stabbed him right in the balls. and took my money back. Jumped back onto my Gorilla... And headed towards the border

JoHnY5GuItArIsT: like my story
Yepyepyep03: yes did you make it up yourself?
JoHnY5GuItArIsT: make up?
JoHnY5GuItArIsT: it just happened
Yepyepyep03: ohh my bad

Re: Thoms Self is the Hottest Man on the Planet!!! Ruling out Neil Diamond and yes...Even Burt Reyno

[wensthsgunastop]

nice