idek

[wensleydale]

Nerve.com apparently posted a round-up of all those awful, ridiculous sex tips found in bad mags, but this one took the cake (from British 'Maxim', which I guess is like the American Maxim, except with different euphemisms):

"Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded with a very enthusiastic blowjob."

Yeah, 'enthusiastic' is probably not the correct word.