Drabble: One-Up-Manship
Fic: One-Up-Manship
Author: wmr
wendymr
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Jack Harkness, Donna Noble
Rated: R
Disclaimer: Oh, not even Torchwood would do this!
Summary: Some people take competitions too seriously... CRACK. Total crack.
I blame
christn7. Completely. A comment about Ten liking to lick wood while Donna watched... and, well, what were
sc_angel72 and I to think? ;)
One-Up-Manship
He swirls his tongue around once more, then sucks gently and, finally, blows across the tip before taking it all in his mouth again, savouring the taste of salt and human and immortality. With a groan and a cry, Jack comes, arching his body and breathing heavily until he collapses, spent, on the bed.
“Six,” a bored female voice announces from the corner.
“Six? What do you mean, six? That was at least a ten! Jack, tell her!”
“Definitely six. Come on! He got you swearing in Gallifreyan. That’s worth at least four extra points!”
He sighs. “Best of three?”
Author: wmr
wendymr
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Jack Harkness, Donna Noble
Rated: R
Disclaimer: Oh, not even Torchwood would do this!
Summary: Some people take competitions too seriously... CRACK. Total crack.
I blame
christn7. Completely. A comment about Ten liking to lick wood while Donna watched... and, well, what were
sc_angel72 and I to think? ;)
One-Up-Manship
He swirls his tongue around once more, then sucks gently and, finally, blows across the tip before taking it all in his mouth again, savouring the taste of salt and human and immortality. With a groan and a cry, Jack comes, arching his body and breathing heavily until he collapses, spent, on the bed.
“Six,” a bored female voice announces from the corner.
“Six? What do you mean, six? That was at least a ten! Jack, tell her!”
“Definitely six. Come on! He got you swearing in Gallifreyan. That’s worth at least four extra points!”
He sighs. “Best of three?”