Help! Literary insults Jack might use
Okay, I'm giving up after two hours of searching and turning to my flist for help.
The situation is this: Jack's with the Master, who's just announced a 'fun game' - literary quotes. (He's got one in mind, which I'm not revealing at the moment). Jack goes first. What I'd like him to come up with is something offensive but humorous, but recognisable - at least, the source has to be recognisable to readers. (I found a couple of very nice insults, but the source is very obscure) Being Jack, I wouldn't be surprised, too, if the quote relates to sex, but it could equally be a slur against the Master's looks or intelligence.
So any and all ideas welcome, please! I do need the author and book/play title as well, though. Thank you!
ETA: Found something! Thank you all very much for your help, research and suggestions.
The situation is this: Jack's with the Master, who's just announced a 'fun game' - literary quotes. (He's got one in mind, which I'm not revealing at the moment). Jack goes first. What I'd like him to come up with is something offensive but humorous, but recognisable - at least, the source has to be recognisable to readers. (I found a couple of very nice insults, but the source is very obscure) Being Jack, I wouldn't be surprised, too, if the quote relates to sex, but it could equally be a slur against the Master's looks or intelligence.
So any and all ideas welcome, please! I do need the author and book/play title as well, though. Thank you!
ETA: Found something! Thank you all very much for your help, research and suggestions.