Lewis Crackdrabble: Reassessment
Story: Reassessment
Author: wendymr
Characters: Robbie Lewis, James Hathaway
Rated: Teen
Series: How To Train Your Sergeant (23)
Summary:“There’ll be no bloody arse-beatings tonight, Sergeant.”
I feel I should warn for the lack of socks in this drabble...
Reassessment
“You appear to be scowling at me, sir. Should I get the hairbrush?”
“No.”
“Sir?”
“There’ll be no bloody arse-beatings tonight, Sergeant.”
“No, sir? Did you have something different in mind?”
“You’re not listening. No more punishments.”
“I’m sorry, sir. Did I somehow fail to merit punishment today? I sincerely apologise. And perhaps I might suggest that I be punished for my omission?”
“You bloody did do something. Thanks to your sore arse, I got a lecture from Laura Hobson on pain-free sex and use of lube!”
“Sir, I would not expect you to give up so easily! Feather duster?”
Author: wendymr
Characters: Robbie Lewis, James Hathaway
Rated: Teen
Series: How To Train Your Sergeant (23)
Summary:“There’ll be no bloody arse-beatings tonight, Sergeant.”
I feel I should warn for the lack of socks in this drabble...
Reassessment
“You appear to be scowling at me, sir. Should I get the hairbrush?”
“No.”
“Sir?”
“There’ll be no bloody arse-beatings tonight, Sergeant.”
“No, sir? Did you have something different in mind?”
“You’re not listening. No more punishments.”
“I’m sorry, sir. Did I somehow fail to merit punishment today? I sincerely apologise. And perhaps I might suggest that I be punished for my omission?”
“You bloody did do something. Thanks to your sore arse, I got a lecture from Laura Hobson on pain-free sex and use of lube!”
“Sir, I would not expect you to give up so easily! Feather duster?”