1001 ways Jack is immoral
Inspired by a harmless but amusing typo on dw_ficsearch and a subsequent conversation with dark_aegis:
I'm looking for a fic where the Doctor arrives at Torchwood after the first time Jack dies in front of his team, and they don't know he's immoral.
dark_aegis: "Immoral? *laughs* We knew that from the first instant he came on telly!"
Me: "Indeed. He ogled Rose! He pinched Algy's bum!"
...and that's just for starters.
Yeah, yeah. It's a week away from Christmas, it's cold and snowy, and we're feeling silly. So sue point and laugh at us.
Or take this challenge: we know Jack is immoral, but let us count the ways. One example per comment, please, and summarise your example in the subject-line. A new comment (not a comment reply) for each example. And of course the more outrageous the better!
I'm looking for a fic where the Doctor arrives at Torchwood after the first time Jack dies in front of his team, and they don't know he's immoral.
dark_aegis: "Immoral? *laughs* We knew that from the first instant he came on telly!"
Me: "Indeed. He ogled Rose! He pinched Algy's bum!"
...and that's just for starters.
Yeah, yeah. It's a week away from Christmas, it's cold and snowy, and we're feeling silly. So sue point and laugh at us.
Or take this challenge: we know Jack is immoral, but let us count the ways. One example per comment, please, and summarise your example in the subject-line. A new comment (not a comment reply) for each example. And of course the more outrageous the better!