My kids want to be "vegetarian".
I don't know what's going on at Grandma's, but Alexis just called to tell me that she's going to be a vegetarian, and she's only going to eat three types of meat: roast, steak, and chicken.
ROFL
So, I told her that if she eats those meats, then she's not a vegetarian. "I know...but I just want to be a vegetarian and just eat those meats."
"Why?"
"Because Christopher said he's going to be a vegetarian."
"OK, Alexis, we'll see how that goes."
Two minutes later she calls back...
"And sandwich meat!"
The sandwich meats she likes are deli sliced ham, hard salami, genoa salami, and sometimes turkey. Oh, and swiss cheese.
A vegetarian that eats most kinds of meats plus dairy. Novel concept! LOL
ROFL
So, I told her that if she eats those meats, then she's not a vegetarian. "I know...but I just want to be a vegetarian and just eat those meats."
"Why?"
"Because Christopher said he's going to be a vegetarian."
"OK, Alexis, we'll see how that goes."
Two minutes later she calls back...
"And sandwich meat!"
The sandwich meats she likes are deli sliced ham, hard salami, genoa salami, and sometimes turkey. Oh, and swiss cheese.
A vegetarian that eats most kinds of meats plus dairy. Novel concept! LOL