public executions and their benefits
i am sitting in the student commons, waiting for my dear husband to come get me, and across my path go two fairly thug- life youths, a male and a female, arguing loudly with each other. now, the student commons ceiling is very high, thus causing their unintelligable giberish to echo into a cacohpany (sp?) because they keep yelling over each other instead of kindly waiting their turn.
now i am wondering, when did separation of classes become a bad thing? i think that the student commons should be separated into upper and lower class sections, where those who choose to behave like complete apes can congregate in a sound proof room and those who have a bit of breeding can conduct themselves with manners in the rest of the facility. or perhaps we can give lessons semi- annually, or the university can offer classes entitled "how to conduct yourself in public because your idiotic mother obviously didnt care to take the time to teach you 101", or for the more advanced, a 300 level course. or maybe we could just turn the commons into a weapons testing site for the government.
while we're at it, we could have police officers stop students in the streets and explain to them the dangers of their wardrobe. for example, "son, if you dont pull up your pants you will trip on your zipper, fall, and be run over by a car." another example could be, "dear, if you dont put on some clothes you will most certainly be overrun by a pack of ravenous adolescent males with no respect for women and you will definitely be injured." then later we could address the issue of boys wearing t-shirts so long that they negate pants and could be simply called "the thug dress".
i want to move to montana.
now i am wondering, when did separation of classes become a bad thing? i think that the student commons should be separated into upper and lower class sections, where those who choose to behave like complete apes can congregate in a sound proof room and those who have a bit of breeding can conduct themselves with manners in the rest of the facility. or perhaps we can give lessons semi- annually, or the university can offer classes entitled "how to conduct yourself in public because your idiotic mother obviously didnt care to take the time to teach you 101", or for the more advanced, a 300 level course. or maybe we could just turn the commons into a weapons testing site for the government.
while we're at it, we could have police officers stop students in the streets and explain to them the dangers of their wardrobe. for example, "son, if you dont pull up your pants you will trip on your zipper, fall, and be run over by a car." another example could be, "dear, if you dont put on some clothes you will most certainly be overrun by a pack of ravenous adolescent males with no respect for women and you will definitely be injured." then later we could address the issue of boys wearing t-shirts so long that they negate pants and could be simply called "the thug dress".
i want to move to montana.