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I am so much better than everyone else. Where can I get good prawns? Not too expensive. And chicken livers! No, not really livers. Sorry to disappoint. But anyways I will be making paella, I am so excitedful! And tonight I am baking CARAMEL MUD CAKE like you ain't nevah seen beh-fo'! It will set your pants on fire, I tell you. I'm just so excited all the time. Even the pork excites me. And the filthy ground where I fall over all the time. It pleases me no end! My outfit is really absurd today, but I'm too lazy to change before I go to uni. So I will just wear too much jewellery, me thinks, as usual, in an effort to distract away from the absurdness of my very tight sweater over my man-shirt and short skirt. And then there's the incongruity of tonalities. Is it red or is it purple? Something in between. A morose sort of colour, inappropriate for this time of day, the bright bright hide-and-seek sun, and luminescent cloud quality. Perhaps? Naked. Slime.