All these birthdays! I thought May and June were the months for weddings....
As the artichoke of time flies past the place-setting of fate, and an exasperated Severus Snape jams the Tiny, Tiny Stick of Eternity up the nose of the immigration officer of destiny (Overseas Newlyweds Division), I see it’s the birthday of ...
dolorous_ett
(huzzah!).
May it be a joyous one, and may it be an omen of many happy returns of the day.