An Australian (of course) farmer rang the fire brigade, believing he’d caught a whiff of gas. So he had done, too:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6669425/Flatulent-pig-sparks-gas-leak-scare.html And Magdalen JCR has renamed itself Gryffindor. They are urging that - and do read this carefully -
‘Christ Church, St. Hugh’s and Merton ... should rename their common rooms Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw respectively’ (emphasis mine).
The reaction of those now up at the House is priceless.
http://www.cherwell.org/content/9370.