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Today I went to dinner with my mom and her boyfriend, John, and let's establish this now:
My mom's boyfriend is a goofy cunt. In a good way.
Anyway, they both are obsessed with golfing, and they bought a membership thing to a golfcourse together. On the day they were supposed to take the picture together, my mom couldn't make it. Naturally, John did the only thing that seemed rational to him.
He grabbed the first person he saw and had that person replace my mother in the picture.
That person was an old, leprechaun-y(?), wrinkled, mustache-wielding dwarf.
I think I gave myself a hernia laughing at it. But hey, it felt kinda good.
My mom's boyfriend is a goofy cunt. In a good way.
Anyway, they both are obsessed with golfing, and they bought a membership thing to a golfcourse together. On the day they were supposed to take the picture together, my mom couldn't make it. Naturally, John did the only thing that seemed rational to him.
He grabbed the first person he saw and had that person replace my mother in the picture.
That person was an old, leprechaun-y(?), wrinkled, mustache-wielding dwarf.
I think I gave myself a hernia laughing at it. But hey, it felt kinda good.