You can tell it's been a long day when...
... you find yourself having to use the line 'If you don't shut up I'm going to do creative things with your pancreas'.
That was yesterday. Today was a lot quieter.
I find the best threats should involve unrealistic actions that are obviously impossible, they leave the other person laughing and yet secretly wondering if you've found a way to do it. I think next week I'll bring in a copy of Gray's Anatomy with several bookmarks in it. And maybe a slightly stained teaspoon. It should be just about unsettling enough that people will leave me to do my job in peace.
I'm working for a company that is gradually making it against company policy to help a customer. My task each day is to find more loopholes so I can get help through on a technicality. All I have left is my work ethic and a penchant for surrealist mind games, which for the moment has me ahead on points.
And on that note, I shall go to sleep
That was yesterday. Today was a lot quieter.
I find the best threats should involve unrealistic actions that are obviously impossible, they leave the other person laughing and yet secretly wondering if you've found a way to do it. I think next week I'll bring in a copy of Gray's Anatomy with several bookmarks in it. And maybe a slightly stained teaspoon. It should be just about unsettling enough that people will leave me to do my job in peace.
I'm working for a company that is gradually making it against company policy to help a customer. My task each day is to find more loopholes so I can get help through on a technicality. All I have left is my work ethic and a penchant for surrealist mind games, which for the moment has me ahead on points.
And on that note, I shall go to sleep