Living the dream!
Ever since I was a small child I have wanted one. My friends would joke and sneer and tell me it was an impossible dream. But I wanted to prove them wrong. I wished every night that God would bring me one. I begged every christmas for Santa to bring me it as well.
All my celebrity idols had them. I used to have posters of people with them and I knew one day I would have one too.
Today, my dream came true. I finally managed to get one. After all these years of punishment and ridicule I have it! My friends who once sneered me, now look at me with awe. They never believed it possible but now I have one.
I, ANTONY DAVID JONES HAVE MY VERY OWN PORNO TACHE!!!!!
Yes, its true. You may find it hard to believe but I have one. If you want to befriend me just so you can be near it I dont mind. I'll soon be expecting lots more fan girls (and boys) You my LJ friends can be the very first in line of course.
I have tears in my eyes from the excitement. Ive never been this happy before!
All my celebrity idols had them. I used to have posters of people with them and I knew one day I would have one too.
Today, my dream came true. I finally managed to get one. After all these years of punishment and ridicule I have it! My friends who once sneered me, now look at me with awe. They never believed it possible but now I have one.
I, ANTONY DAVID JONES HAVE MY VERY OWN PORNO TACHE!!!!!
Yes, its true. You may find it hard to believe but I have one. If you want to befriend me just so you can be near it I dont mind. I'll soon be expecting lots more fan girls (and boys) You my LJ friends can be the very first in line of course.
I have tears in my eyes from the excitement. Ive never been this happy before!