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“Do we have to talk about it?” Azriel grimaced.
“Why not?”
“Do you like talking about your ex-boyfriends?”
“No, but I hardly see how that’s relevant.”
Azriel raised his eyebrows. “Bit thick, are we?”
Audrey caught on. “Oh. No way! Really?”
“Yeah.”
“You’re saying you’ve fucked God. I bloody love you.”
“He hardly ever put out, but yeah, you get the idea.”
Audrey was silent for a minute, eating her sandwich. “So what made him exile you? I mean, what did you do to throw him over the edge like that?”
“It’s really quite silly.” Azriel blushed.
“Aww, you’re blushing. Now I really want to know.” Audrey grinned.
“Fine.” Azriel sighed. “I guess the last straw was tampering with the technotemporal erotica of the early humans and giving Eve that electric sodomy gun. But I have to admit, she really did like it.”