Happy Birthday again
So I was just reading my post I wrote on my 24th birthday.
Somehow, I haven't managed to change one bit in the past year.
Last year, I wondered what it meant.
This year, what does 25 mean?
Another year...
That's pretty much it.
I'm in a really deep mood but I don't have any deep thoughts.
You know the feeling?
I want to discuss something that will get my mind working.
But I don't have any of those types of thoughts inside.
All I can think about are Britney's kids.
How old is she?
25?
Figures, right?
I just looked it up.
D.O.B.: 12/2/1981
That makes us both 25.
Now, I'm not going to compare myself to Britney.
But...
Yes I am.
She's chubby---
I'm chubby.
She makes bad choices.
I don't really make choices.
At all.
She has kids.
I want a dog.
Really, I think we're one in the same.
But, one big difference.
I haven't slept with Kevin Federline.
At least not TWICE
But wait.
There is a point to all this.
I think what I'm trying to say is...
If you'd have asked me when I was 15...
"Where will you be in 10 years?"
I would have never aimed this low.
Shouldn't I be dating a supermodel and kicking someone's ass right now?
Settling in, building toward something that's worth more than a laugh?
Ok, now here it comes.
If you would have asked Britney when she was 15...
"Where will you be in 10 years?"
You know, back when she was all "hit me baby..."
Back when she had abs that looked better than mine.
She'd have never guessed she'd be here.
Maybe even she would've cried if she knew.
So I guess it's true...
We're soulmates.
Or at least underachievers.
Oh...
And one more thing.
Happy Birthday to me I guess.
From FoxNews.com
Natalie Goes Nude
The world is about to get much “Closer” to one of the world’s most tantalizing and talented actresses - Natalie Portman.
The “Stars Wars” sensation gets sensual (and stark naked) in “Hotel Chevalier” - the 13-minute prequel to Wes Anderson’s “The Darjeeling Limited."
It's always the gifts money can't buy that mean the most.
Unfortunately, the pics are out there...
In my twisted mind...
It takes away from her appeal.
Somehow, I haven't managed to change one bit in the past year.
Last year, I wondered what it meant.
This year, what does 25 mean?
Another year...
That's pretty much it.
I'm in a really deep mood but I don't have any deep thoughts.
You know the feeling?
I want to discuss something that will get my mind working.
But I don't have any of those types of thoughts inside.
All I can think about are Britney's kids.
How old is she?
25?
Figures, right?
I just looked it up.
D.O.B.: 12/2/1981
That makes us both 25.
Now, I'm not going to compare myself to Britney.
But...
Yes I am.
She's chubby---
I'm chubby.
She makes bad choices.
I don't really make choices.
At all.
She has kids.
I want a dog.
Really, I think we're one in the same.
But, one big difference.
I haven't slept with Kevin Federline.
At least not TWICE
But wait.
There is a point to all this.
I think what I'm trying to say is...
If you'd have asked me when I was 15...
"Where will you be in 10 years?"
I would have never aimed this low.
Shouldn't I be dating a supermodel and kicking someone's ass right now?
Settling in, building toward something that's worth more than a laugh?
Ok, now here it comes.
If you would have asked Britney when she was 15...
"Where will you be in 10 years?"
You know, back when she was all "hit me baby..."
Back when she had abs that looked better than mine.
She'd have never guessed she'd be here.
Maybe even she would've cried if she knew.
So I guess it's true...
We're soulmates.
Or at least underachievers.
Oh...
And one more thing.
Happy Birthday to me I guess.
From FoxNews.com
Natalie Goes Nude
The world is about to get much “Closer” to one of the world’s most tantalizing and talented actresses - Natalie Portman.
The “Stars Wars” sensation gets sensual (and stark naked) in “Hotel Chevalier” - the 13-minute prequel to Wes Anderson’s “The Darjeeling Limited."
It's always the gifts money can't buy that mean the most.
Unfortunately, the pics are out there...
In my twisted mind...
It takes away from her appeal.