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I just made sausage stuffing and chicken divan for 20 people. My feet hurt. Oh, and yams. My dad insisted on listening to Van Halen throughout the whole thing. It was funny.
I bought red Christmas toile wrapping paper today. I like toile a lot. I think it's classy, and I am not, so y'know. ok. Except the man pushing the pretty lady on the sleigh looks like a Russian molester. Oh what fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight.
Brian got my extra creepy Christmas card. He had to hide it from his dad. hahaa. On the phone the other day he was like, "HEY. I GOT YOUR SCARY CARD. YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING WEIRD." I don't know, Kandas and I got a hearty laugh out of the whole thing.
You know the mancat sleeps on the tops of open doors? weird. He's nimble.
Christmas Eve I'm staying in a hotel so I don't have to fucking deal with the kids in the morning. Actually, a very nice one with tennis courts and massages and room service and a spa and a bowling alley. So that will be good.
My dad needs to turn down the "running with the devil" so I can go to bed.
Dorothy is a funny person.
THE END!
I bought red Christmas toile wrapping paper today. I like toile a lot. I think it's classy, and I am not, so y'know. ok. Except the man pushing the pretty lady on the sleigh looks like a Russian molester. Oh what fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight.
Brian got my extra creepy Christmas card. He had to hide it from his dad. hahaa. On the phone the other day he was like, "HEY. I GOT YOUR SCARY CARD. YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING WEIRD." I don't know, Kandas and I got a hearty laugh out of the whole thing.
You know the mancat sleeps on the tops of open doors? weird. He's nimble.
Christmas Eve I'm staying in a hotel so I don't have to fucking deal with the kids in the morning. Actually, a very nice one with tennis courts and massages and room service and a spa and a bowling alley. So that will be good.
My dad needs to turn down the "running with the devil" so I can go to bed.
Dorothy is a funny person.
THE END!