preg-izzle
Speaking of kinks i never used to have
You know who needs to be having a baby?
This guy. Because, really he's totally straight right, but come on, he'd have a kid. For like,you know whatever.
Brendon totally told him it was straight to have babies because like straight chicks do it right? So you know, straight guys can too!
and God knows that if anyone knows about being straight, it's...
oh, never mind.
Anyway, the thing is there's all these guys around that he could totally you know, just being a pal and helping out.
Like, okay Brendon? Because, well SORRY BUT SRSLY BRENDON UNDERSTANDS CASH'S PAIN AT BEING SO STRAIGHT.
also, y halo thar nurse
wait what?
Oh right. Cash having the babies.
like with idk bff Alex? They are kind of *amazing dorkasses*
otp otp otp otp
Or Ian. Because, hey curly headed little failbabbbbbiiies.
Or Marsh, because whatever boycrush Cash may have on Marshall is totally straight, okay guys? Really, stop being wrong on the internet.
Or there are a ton of other people, but really I'm lazy. Story of my life. Whatever. The point is, this is Cash Money, y'all:
I'm often sort of impressed the rest of his band hasn't smothered him in his sleep.
Hobviously, this means they want him to have their babies. Get on that.
You know who needs to be having a baby?
This guy. Because, really he's totally straight right, but come on, he'd have a kid. For like,you know whatever.
Brendon totally told him it was straight to have babies because like straight chicks do it right? So you know, straight guys can too!
and God knows that if anyone knows about being straight, it's...
oh, never mind.
Anyway, the thing is there's all these guys around that he could totally you know, just being a pal and helping out.
Like, okay Brendon? Because, well SORRY BUT SRSLY BRENDON UNDERSTANDS CASH'S PAIN AT BEING SO STRAIGHT.
also, y halo thar nurse
wait what?
Oh right. Cash having the babies.
like with idk bff Alex? They are kind of *amazing dorkasses*
otp otp otp otp
Or Ian. Because, hey curly headed little failbabbbbbiiies.
Or Marsh, because whatever boycrush Cash may have on Marshall is totally straight, okay guys? Really, stop being wrong on the internet.
Or there are a ton of other people, but really I'm lazy. Story of my life. Whatever. The point is, this is Cash Money, y'all:
I'm often sort of impressed the rest of his band hasn't smothered him in his sleep.
Hobviously, this means they want him to have their babies. Get on that.