Conversations

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I think there were others, but these are the ones I remember.

At work

Me: Do not launch that rocket into the synthesizer.
Kid, guiltily: I won't.

At the farm share pick up

Lady, reading the cheese label: "Divine Bovine"
Me: Holy Cow!
Farm Dude: *blank stare*
Me, making finger guns: Pow! Bag! Pew pew!
Farm Dude: *appalled stare*
Me: Holey cow?
Farm Dude: Huh?
Me: That's how you make a holey cow.

Lady: What's the difference between the crumbly cheese and the non-crumbly cheese?
Me: One of them crumbles?
Lady: *glare*

On the bus

Lady: Wow, Mike, you were Speedy Gonzales tonight.
Bus driver: I'm like that every night.
Me, under my breath: That's what she said?

Lady, to her friend: Let's go wander around CVS. I don't feel like going to Dunkin' Donuts yet.
Me, also under my breath: This is evidence of how exciting this town is.

And this post is evidence how exciting my life is, apparently.