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[wellmystars]

I stole a piece of chocolate cake from John, and am sitting in my room wondering what to do with the plate. I could sneak it downstairs, steal the car and drive to Mexico where I could safely destroy the evidence. Maybe shoot it, poison it, then throw it in a river, ala Rasputin. Oh I could throw it in that hole from The Simpsons that has Whoopy Goldberg porn in it. No one would ever look there.

Really, I just can't be bothered going down and washing it.