eight.
A: 1447 Mitchell Road, kitchen
[Canada is in a wonderful mood this morning, humming sea shanties while she makes breakfast and everything. This isn't, in itself, weird at all. It happens at least once a week. Conversation, though, is peppered with helpful (?) comments on how her housemates can have a good day.]
Now, Hilda, be sure to keep your Pokemon in check today, you're getting to be an embarrassment to the house. And, Nederland, please try not to get in any trouble today. You're not really worth rescuing over and over again.
[YEAH SHE WENT THERE. Chances are good the tulips are the next thing getting dissed. They could be using that garden for something useful, you know.]
B: Mayfield General Store, then 1245 Williams Road
[Picking up a few things at the store, Canada will be her usual self, equal parts friendliness and passive aggressive comments on how rude and inconsiderate the rest of the universe is. Afterwards, she'll be stopping by Taiwan's house to check in on her, as she's been doing every so often since Japan was permanently droned. Instead of baked things today, though, Canada just has a shiny apple with a red ribbon tied around it for Taiwan.]
C: 1447 Mitchell Road, front lawn
[All fun must come to an end, though, and eventually the real Canada will be freed from her pod, thanks to one particularly useful housemate. After some thanking (and apologizing for being trouble), she heads immediately back to the house to check on things, going from a little confused and annoyed to really confused and annoyed when the first thing she sees upon coming inside is someone who looks exactly like her, in the kitchen she has definitely claimed as hers. It gets worse when her double attacks her.
Not one for fighting in the house, this is how it comes to be that there are two Canadas involved in a fairly intense knife fight on the front lawn, while the omnipresent polar bear watches from the front porch, perplexed.]
[Canada is in a wonderful mood this morning, humming sea shanties while she makes breakfast and everything. This isn't, in itself, weird at all. It happens at least once a week. Conversation, though, is peppered with helpful (?) comments on how her housemates can have a good day.]
Now, Hilda, be sure to keep your Pokemon in check today, you're getting to be an embarrassment to the house. And, Nederland, please try not to get in any trouble today. You're not really worth rescuing over and over again.
[YEAH SHE WENT THERE. Chances are good the tulips are the next thing getting dissed. They could be using that garden for something useful, you know.]
B: Mayfield General Store, then 1245 Williams Road
[Picking up a few things at the store, Canada will be her usual self, equal parts friendliness and passive aggressive comments on how rude and inconsiderate the rest of the universe is. Afterwards, she'll be stopping by Taiwan's house to check in on her, as she's been doing every so often since Japan was permanently droned. Instead of baked things today, though, Canada just has a shiny apple with a red ribbon tied around it for Taiwan.]
C: 1447 Mitchell Road, front lawn
[All fun must come to an end, though, and eventually the real Canada will be freed from her pod, thanks to one particularly useful housemate. After some thanking (and apologizing for being trouble), she heads immediately back to the house to check on things, going from a little confused and annoyed to really confused and annoyed when the first thing she sees upon coming inside is someone who looks exactly like her, in the kitchen she has definitely claimed as hers. It gets worse when her double attacks her.
Not one for fighting in the house, this is how it comes to be that there are two Canadas involved in a fairly intense knife fight on the front lawn, while the omnipresent polar bear watches from the front porch, perplexed.]