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[welljustwatchme]

A: action upstairs at 1447 Mitchell Road

[Immediately upon waking, Canada's fully aware nothing's right, nothing's as it was. Which has her in panic mode, ready to fight anything that comes at her while she explores the room she woke up in. It's nice, in its own way, except the door is locked and the drop from the window is a bit more than she's

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[is_an_island]

France.

[France.]

[welljustwatchme]

Umm. [What is going on now?]

No?

[is_an_island]

What?

Oh. Sorry, sometimes I just hear France, and my mind goes blank with rage. Were you saying something about him or... a word that rhymed with France?

[welljustwatchme]

[...]

Oh, you must be England.

[is_an_island]

Oh? Could you tell by my eyebrows?

[the sound of someone rubbing their eyebrows over the phone never mind they are over the phone]

[welljustwatchme]

No, I could tell by your accent and your hatred for France.

Are you drunk?

[is_an_island]

I still have my trousers on, so I don't believe so. Difficult to tell these days.

You've heard about me from someone?

[welljustwatchme]

Spain was telling me about you, yes. Besides, you remind me of someone I know.

Although I have to say if you're trying to put forth a good image for the empire, being questionably drunk when talking to those who are as good as strangers to you isn't really the way to do it.

[is_an_island]

I don't see why not. It shows I can hold my liquor very well.

Which I can, by the way. Don't let America tell you anything different. It wasn't my fault that the ground sometimes move when we go out.

[welljustwatchme]

I doubt you can, to be perfectly frank. I'm glad you've got such faith in yourself, though.

[is_an_island]

Why would you doubt me?

Do I sound drunk at the moment?

[welljustwatchme]

You're incredibly easy to doubt these days, sorry.

And, yes, you do.

[is_an_island]

"These days"?

I haven't done anything much these days. Except go on a unicorn hunt and accidentally stumbling across a few murders, but that happens to the best of us.

[welljustwatchme]

Ah, okay. These days for me. I'm assuming you're not from 1944, either?

[is_an_island]

No.

... You're a country, then?

[welljustwatchme]

Yes. Well... I'm a dominion.