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Oh yeah last night I was desperate for a drink and my mom conviniently was in the kitchen so I was like hmmm, I need to get her attention, so I told Chris to knock on the window and get her, but Chris thinking that I am on crack all night and telling me to lay off the rock, decided to be a bitch and not get her, so I picked up a pickle from the table and threw it at the window but my mom didn't hear it, so then she went to another room and I was like
*screaming on the top of my lungs*
"MOTHER", so mom comes all mad that I am calling her from the other room and she is like
"What do u want?" and i am like "Hey mom can I please ask you to get me a drink" now she got really mad "so you are calling me and making me come all the way here so I can bring u a drink cuz ur lazy ass cannot do it" and I was like "umm yeah could u please bring me a drink" and she got mad and yelled "NO!!!" so I got really mad cuz I am sitting here dehydrating but not willing to get up cuz I was dead tired, becuase I was sleeping for 4 hours and had just woken up and I was really tired adnd my freinds were over my house so I was talking to them so I grabbed another pickle and threw it and I hit her right in the head. She got mad but eventually brought me out the drink, I was near death from dehydration, but I survived thank the lord
*screaming on the top of my lungs*
"MOTHER", so mom comes all mad that I am calling her from the other room and she is like
"What do u want?" and i am like "Hey mom can I please ask you to get me a drink" now she got really mad "so you are calling me and making me come all the way here so I can bring u a drink cuz ur lazy ass cannot do it" and I was like "umm yeah could u please bring me a drink" and she got mad and yelled "NO!!!" so I got really mad cuz I am sitting here dehydrating but not willing to get up cuz I was dead tired, becuase I was sleeping for 4 hours and had just woken up and I was really tired adnd my freinds were over my house so I was talking to them so I grabbed another pickle and threw it and I hit her right in the head. She got mad but eventually brought me out the drink, I was near death from dehydration, but I survived thank the lord