Interesting turn of events...
So, last night I was doing a crapload of cleaning. At one point, my roommates and I were standing out on the back porch smoking when our neighbors (who were partying pretty heavily) offered for us to come over and join them, saying that they were going to be getting naked. We figured they were just joking. But, I thought about it for a minute, then figured that I had more cleaning to do so I wasn't going to. (two of my roommates were going to bed and the other was going to work shortly thereafter.) But, once I got most of the cleaning done, I figured what the hell. So, I got changed out of the grimy stuff I was wearing and headed on over. Lo, and behold, I walked around the corner into their yard and, sure as shit, out of the three women and four men present, one of the guys was completely buck ass naked and the rest were either topless or stripped down to their skivvies. As for the women, two of them were wonderfully topless and the other was down to a pair of boxers and her bra. Needless to say, it was a rather... interesting surprise. There were a couple other people involved in the party, another guy and another girl (who was also bare tit) who showed up a little while later.
Now, I'm sure you're asking, "Well, did you get naked?!" and unfortunately, (even with all the prodding and encouragement) I stayed fully dressed. I'm not all that comfortable seeing myself naked, so why would anyone else? Besides, it's not like I was likely to benefit from taking my clothes off. Three of the four women had boyfriends and I'm not sure about the other, but she had pointedly stated that she wasn't going to get completely naked because it was that time of the month.
Either way, all in all, it was a rather entertaining evening. If I can manage to shed some pounds, I'd probably end up stripping if they had another party but, I'd have to lose about 40 pounds to feel comfortable doing so.
Now, I'm sure you're asking, "Well, did you get naked?!" and unfortunately, (even with all the prodding and encouragement) I stayed fully dressed. I'm not all that comfortable seeing myself naked, so why would anyone else? Besides, it's not like I was likely to benefit from taking my clothes off. Three of the four women had boyfriends and I'm not sure about the other, but she had pointedly stated that she wasn't going to get completely naked because it was that time of the month.
Either way, all in all, it was a rather entertaining evening. If I can manage to shed some pounds, I'd probably end up stripping if they had another party but, I'd have to lose about 40 pounds to feel comfortable doing so.