Character: Sir Conrart Weller (Conrad)
Series:
Kyou Kara Maoh!Character Age: Around 100, but looks to be about 19-20 as stated in the novels.
Canon: The crack-addled story of Kyou Kara Maoh! revolves around a normal, teenage boy named Yuri who is flushed down a toilet one day by a group of thugs. Waking up in a strange, new world, he finds out that he's actually a Mazoku (demon) and is to be the new Maoh (demon king) of Shinmakoku. Despite all of his protests, Yuri reluctantly takes up the position, treating everything like a real life RPG until he learns more about the world and comes to care about its people. He then does his best to right wrongs and disperse justice throughout the land in often crazy and unintentionally headache-inducing ways.
Conrad is one of Yuri's loyal followers and son of the previous Maoh. With a human father, having mixed blood has given Conrad no small amount of grief. Fortunately, he has an almost uncanny ability to take everything in stride and he does it, oftentimes, with a smile on his face. Don't let that smile fool you, though. Underneath his polite, cheerful, friendly demeanor and subtly skewed sense of humor lays a fierce warrior. Known as the best swordsman in the country, Conrad is a strong, stubborn, and proud person who can even be downright ruthless when the situation calls for it. Willing to do anything, Conrad offers up his body and soul, all for the sake of His Majesty whom he treasures more than life itself.
Sample Post:
I'm glad I finally managed to track His Majesty's whereabouts down to this place, but I must say, I can't remember there being a town called Camp Fuck You Die within the borders of Shinmakoku. Maybe this is part of the human territory? Even if it is, it's still surprising that I haven't come across it until now.
It's a very lively town, in any case. For one that's being run by zombies, it seems to be doing well despite some of the poor living conditions I've noticed. I wonder if calling out "braaaiiiinnnss" and offering body parts is a customary greeting. --Ah, Sir? You can keep your arm. I appreciate your kindness, but I don't need an extra one. Although if you wouldn't mind pointing me in the direction of an inn? I'm new to this town, you see, and I'll be needing a place to stay for the night. Any help would greatly appreciated. ...Through the swamp, past the Caves of Despair, hang a left at the Library of Twilight and it should be at the edge of the forest. All right, I think I've got it. Here's a few coins for your trouble and thank you very much!
...Well, I have to admit I've been in worse places. That library was particularly bad, but at least I was able to find the...gay bar all right. Which really is nothing like an inn at all, unless I managed to take a wrong turn somewhere. And despite the smell, the food they serve here doesn't seem so horrible! The eyes are in fact rather tasty, surprisingly. I'm not quite sure what to say about the entertainment, though. Who knew a zombie cabaret ever existed? I certainly didn't, heh! But it's unfortunate that I wasn't able to learn any useful information after making a sweep of the place. The bartender, as, ah...friendly as he is, was particularly unhelpful as well. Perhaps I can find out something from one of the performers instead.
Excuse me, Sir? I'd like to ask a few questions if you don't mind? I'm looking for a -- what? A lap dance? No, not quite. I'm actually...ah, not looking for someone to take home either. You see -- ahaha, Sir, I'm very flattered. Really! Unfortunately, I'm also very not interested. So if you could please remove yourself and -- no, I'm no stranger to love, but I really must ask that you give me up. I'd only let you down, you see, because my heart belongs solely to my king and my country.
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