on the [shuffle] option
I swear my brain is set to RANDOM PLAY today.
Interesting conversation I overhead today:
Boy with a cast on his foot: "Hey."
Girl: "Whoa, what happened to you?"
Boy: "Tripped over a box."
Girl: "Lame. Tell people it was a cliff-diving accident."
Interesting conversations I had today:
1.
Me, reading a Facebook notification: "But I don't know who Pat Wallace is."
Roommate L, five seconds later: "Did you just say you wanted pet walruses?"
2.
Roommate L, on attending a Shakespeare festival: "We should dress up for the play! And then go to, like, Steak 'n Shake afterward. It's always fun to go to places like that when you're dressed oddly."
Me: "If I had the money, I'd wear a different awesome costume to school every Friday. People would know me as That Girl With The Costumes. They'd start placing bets on which costume I'd show up in next. And I'd make a ton of money because I'd make bets too, and I'd win all the time."
3.
Me: "Hello, kitties. There's my pretty kitty girl!* (picking her up) There's my precious bab--ow. Ow ow. Ow ow, ow ow ow. Claws. Claws in skins. Kitty. Kitty, stop with the claws in the skins, the skins are hurting, ow Jesus fuck." (putting her down and watching her dash for cover)
a few minutes later, Roommate L: "Um. Your cat is in your room. Sounds like she's killing things."
Me: *facepalm* "I don't even want to know."
4.
Roommate L, watching my cat and Roommate M's demon cat attack one another: "What are they doing?"
Me, watching my cat chew on demon cat's ear: "Loving. Hard."
*Important note. My cat, it has been determined, is male. However, I will continue to refer to her as a female cat because I do not subscribe to the idea that a penis makes you male. She acts like a girl cat, so I treat her like a girl cat.
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Interesting conversation I overhead today:
Boy with a cast on his foot: "Hey."
Girl: "Whoa, what happened to you?"
Boy: "Tripped over a box."
Girl: "Lame. Tell people it was a cliff-diving accident."
Interesting conversations I had today:
1.
Me, reading a Facebook notification: "But I don't know who Pat Wallace is."
Roommate L, five seconds later: "Did you just say you wanted pet walruses?"
2.
Roommate L, on attending a Shakespeare festival: "We should dress up for the play! And then go to, like, Steak 'n Shake afterward. It's always fun to go to places like that when you're dressed oddly."
Me: "If I had the money, I'd wear a different awesome costume to school every Friday. People would know me as That Girl With The Costumes. They'd start placing bets on which costume I'd show up in next. And I'd make a ton of money because I'd make bets too, and I'd win all the time."
3.
Me: "Hello, kitties. There's my pretty kitty girl!* (picking her up) There's my precious bab--ow. Ow ow. Ow ow, ow ow ow. Claws. Claws in skins. Kitty. Kitty, stop with the claws in the skins, the skins are hurting, ow Jesus fuck." (putting her down and watching her dash for cover)
a few minutes later, Roommate L: "Um. Your cat is in your room. Sounds like she's killing things."
Me: *facepalm* "I don't even want to know."
4.
Roommate L, watching my cat and Roommate M's demon cat attack one another: "What are they doing?"
Me, watching my cat chew on demon cat's ear: "Loving. Hard."
*Important note. My cat, it has been determined, is male. However, I will continue to refer to her as a female cat because I do not subscribe to the idea that a penis makes you male. She acts like a girl cat, so I treat her like a girl cat.
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