on xxxHOLiC chapter 204 (*hyperventilates*)
DID YOU SEE - DID YOU SEE -
HE TRIED TO WEAR THE RING ON THE FOURTH FINGER OF HIS LEFT HAND! HE - A;LSKDJF;LASKDJF HE JUST - HE REALLY JUST -
and then it became a bow because watanuki cares, and he wants you to have a weaponall the time, what a winchester way of showing affection, eh. he even expected the ring to become a bow, how sweet even if that's a payment from jorougumo, and and and -
And then you were just there, weren't you, ready to draw the bow and protect because that's what you do, it's who you are and you have not changed in that regard even though it's been four years. It could be forever and you wouldn't change.
AND THEN PEACH TREES AND "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY." Really, Watanuki? Really? You let yourself get attacked on his birthday just so you could test out his BRAND NEW RING THAT WAS YOUR PRESENT TO HIM, WHICH HE TRIED TO WEAR ON HIS RING FINGER except you, you big spoilsport, made it fit on his index finger instead, LAME. but but but I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE, WATANUKI. "go to your room" - your room because he LIVES WITH YOU because you are DESTINED TO BE TOGETHERRRRR COME ON CONNECT THE DOTS DON'T MAKE ME DO ALL THE WORK, GUYS.
and did you just INVITE him to shoot you if the occasion calls for it? WTF. W. T. F.
Oh, Doumeki. Why do you look so torn over the choice you have yet to make? What's going through your mind right now as he walks away from you, as if what happened doesn't even matter? DDD:
and finally, CLOW GLASSES OMG OMG OMG YESSSSS BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS HITSUZEN.
...and then watanuki grew up and met the doctor, and through canny use of the TARDIS and some application of the sonic screwdriver, wound up becoming clow reed, and the entire circle of life began anew because WHAT THE HELL, CLAMP, WHAT THE SODDING, BUGGERING HELL.