on materialism...ish
Things my roommate wants (in no particular order, although the shock value ebbs and flows)
1. A time machine
2. To be fed to sharks after he dies
3. The ability to pee out of his fingertips
4. To experience asexual reproduction by budding another human being out of his back
5. To know whether his girlfriend would be more pissed if he left her for a man or another woman
6. Hypothetically, to steal the woman his girlfriend would leave him for
7. Rohypnol
More on this as the list expands. His girlfriend (my other roommate) and I are nonplussed.
ETA: Yes, there's more. Go on, you know you want to know.
1. A time machine
2. To be fed to sharks after he dies
3. The ability to pee out of his fingertips
4. To experience asexual reproduction by budding another human being out of his back
5. To know whether his girlfriend would be more pissed if he left her for a man or another woman
6. Hypothetically, to steal the woman his girlfriend would leave him for
7. Rohypnol
More on this as the list expands. His girlfriend (my other roommate) and I are nonplussed.
ETA: Yes, there's more. Go on, you know you want to know.