This week has been simply okay. Yesturday me and Jamie watched movies and smoked joints. And today I profoundly experienced nature. The temperature is much too warm today, andf my throat is dry.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Umm, I think Jamie
2. What is your weapon of choice? Guilt trip
3.Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If I thought they needed it
4.How about of the same sex? If it was necessary
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Jamie
6. What is your pet peeve? Lying
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I can usually let things go…
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? homework
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I think one or two
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Karina
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? The experiment isn’t vegan, Mrs. Wilson.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? no
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? last night
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 381
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Strictly just coke
2. Meat eaters: consume animal flesh
3. Do you eat the skin of off chicken? No, do you eat the skin of your dog?
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? All of ‘em
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, lunch? No
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? one
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? one
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? no
4. Have you "done it"? yeah
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? I don’t know
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? negative
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? pregnancy
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? zero
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Wear it again sam
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy a lot of drugs and see a lot of places
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yeah
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yeah
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? what
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Fucking shit
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I don’t know
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Being happy
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? no
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Shutttttttt uuuuuuuuuuup
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? license
2. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? myself
3. Have you ever been cheated on? yeah
4. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I guess…
5. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Hmm…?
6. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No, why