Conundrums of the English Language

[welcometoearth4]

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you

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[welcometoearth4]

You are terribly terribly terribly naughty and ought to be spanked.