1. my friend posts the following photograph of johnny in vegas:
2. i comment on said photograph:
also thank you for that johnny picture. is he hanging out with teletubbies? keeping it hetero, jweir!
3. her response:
Teletubbies, hahaha, kind of close! It's possible that the reality is more gay? They're Cirque du Soleil characters from a show called Mystere, but the characters are called -- wait for it -- SPERMATOS. Like, with actual, intentional reference to sperm.
4. OH JOHNNY.