OF SERIES
Title: OF SERIES
Author: Jam
Pairing: KameNo
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff, Crack lol
Disclaimer: Most parts would be from real life situations but of course this is a fiction.
Author's note: It's been sooooooooooooo long since I wrote something but hopefully this will be of some mild comeback (tho I'm not keen on writing more than this). This is a compilation of drabble wherein there are 4 parts that I've penned down and maybe it can be more since the this is an umbrella fic. Hope you'll like it.
OF BANDMATES AND LOVE
"No offense but I really don't see you as together, together. Yuichi said while pointing at Kazuya and Junno by the couch.
"It doesn't make sense for you. But for us, yes." Junno said which surprised the oldest member of KAT-TUN.
"Again why do you care?" Tatsuya butted it; apparently tired of Yuichi questioning the two younger members since they've revealed their relationship merely two hours ago.
"Because it concerns our band. What if those two break up? What will happen to us? Yuichi answered with a frown.
"Very optimistic, bravo! I need that from you the most." Kazuya spoke sarcastically while clapping his hands. "For your very wide information, we've been together for more than a year now."
And that caused Yuichi's eyes to widen and jaws to drop.
"I guess he thought you just got together." Tatsuya said with dismay. "Let's leave him alone."
After 3 days.
"How could that happen? I didn't even notice; I didn't suspect anything!" Yuichi exclaimed; apparently not over the fact that his two younger band mates are dating and are dating each other on top of that!
He looked at Junno. "You loved Rena right? You are straight!" He continued.
"So I'm supposed to be gay from the start? Kazuya asked, irritated. "He loved Rena but not anymore. Stop now or you'll never see the end of me bitching about it." He threatened.
"I hope you'll shut up now and just accept things as they are or would you rather like to see them having sex in front of you? Tatsuya said, voice filled with sadism and amusement.
"You are so vulgar Tatchan." The then silent Junno exclaimed. "I try to keep my hands to myself." He mumbled.
Kazuya smirked. "Well I won't if someone provoked me." He looked at Yuichi and bumped fist with Tatsuya.
"Exhibitionist." Yuichi just mumbled.
Kazuya patted Junno's knee. "You'll regret saying that when I really turn into one." And he moved his hand upward; still staring at a scandalized Yuichi.
Junno held Kazuya's hand in his thigh and lifted it to his mouth to give a gentle kiss. "Stop teasing him already." He said with a little laugh. "He looks about to jump in a bungee now." And laughter erupted from their dressing room.
"For a KY, you do have a good sense of humor." Tatsuya praised.
"Oh stop that Uepi, it'll get into his head and he'll start making puns, KY puns I'm telling you." Kazuya warned sternly.
"Hey!" Junno protested and pouts.
Kazuya pecks his pouty lips. "But I love you so it’s okay." And he was enveloped by a warm hug.
A scandalized scream erupted. "Gosh! I already stopped but you're starting it!" Yuichi exclaimed then walked out. "I have such exhibitionists bandmates!"
The three laughed. Yuichi is such a baby! Funny how the irony that he was supposed to be the oldest.
OF LEFT AND RIGHT
Kazuya woke up with Junno so close to him and with wiggling eyebrows. Kazuya frowned. "What? Aren't you gonna greet me a good morning? And with my morning kiss after?
Junno just flashed him a wide smile. "Get some." He licked his lips and that made Kazuya pecks him.
"What's with you love?" Kazuya asked. "And how long have you been awake?" He encircled his hands on Junno's neck and pulled him closer to snuggle. "Good morning."
"Na, Kazuya, you know about how there's only 10% lefty in the whole world's population right?" Junno asked with amusement; squishing himself closer to Kazuya.
"Yes so what about it?" So Kazuya really doesn't know about it, but yeah what gives. "You belong in that 10% right?"
Junno hums. "Aren't you such a lucky person who belongs in the upper 90% righty to be with someone rare like me?
Oh, he forgot, it is national lefty day today. He rolls his eyes. "Yes I know and since you are such a rare person, shall we celebrate? Because you won't end this day without one right?" He turns his head to Junno, softly giving a bite on the older's ear. "Let's cook something together, ne?"
Junno looks at him; eyes glistening with joy. "Yey. Love you!" He pecks Kazuya's lips and they both struggle to get up from bed that morning.
-----
And Kazuya thought that it’s the end of the lefty conversation. Apparently not.
"Guess what? Did you know that Newton and Einstein are both lefty? We all are lefties, yey!" Junno exclaimed upon arriving at the dressing room.
Tatsuya and Yuichi looked at each other; noth of unbelievable expression. "How many days already?" Tatsuya exasperatedly sighed.
Yuichi continuously shakes his head. "I don't know. I don't know. I don't know."
"It feels like I'm playing a recorded track. FOR DAYS!!" Tatsuya exclaimed.
Kazuya exhaustedly slump beside him. "You don't know what I'm feeling!! I have every second of my life having that lefty conversation!" He screamed; throwing his script over his shoulder.
They looked at Junno who has beaming while playing with his chopstick using his left hand. "GOSH!!!" Kazuya screamed.
"What's wrong my love?" Junno asked. "Do you have a problem that you aren't telling me?" He ditched his chopsticks and walked closer to Kazuya. "I love you and you can tell me everything." He kissed Kazuya's forehead.
Yuichi silently walked out from their dressing room, mumbling along the line of bandmates and exhibitionists.
Tatsuya simply leaned back on his chair, too amused with his bandmates. Yuichi being a scaredy cat and Kazuya and Junno being a weird couple.
Kazuya hugged Junno. "Ihateyoutalkingaboutbeingalefty." He mumbled low and fast.
The hug tightened. "You finally said it YEY!!" Junno said and showered Kazuya with kisses.
Kazuya looked incredulous at him, eyes wide. "You get what I said?" He asked slowly to emphasize his point.
"Yup." Junno beamed. "You said that you hate me talking about being a lefty." He continued.
Tatsuya was laughing softly. Well he didn't get where their conversation was going but what gives, they look cute and apparently not in the right world to know that he is still with them. HAHA.
Kazuya is speechless. "I don't get you."
Junno's smile becomes wider. "Did you know that lefties have their right side of the mind more superior? I just want to test if really you righties have your left side of the brain superior. Because," His eyebrows danced. "The heart is located at the left side that's why it should not be always right." He raised his hands to defend his self. "It means that I'm wrong, because you use your right side to say the right things to me. I love you Kazuya~~" He hugged Kazuya once more. Kazuya was too perplexed to understand a thing but yeah he love Junno as well and that's what is right for him. And they left the dressing room hand in hand. Kazuya was not the only one who didn't get Junno's logic.
Tatsuya was left on the room, pointing on the different sides of his brain and heart.
OF ENGLISH AND PUNS
"Hi my name is Kazuya Kamenashi. I'm soooo excited to be here. I hope you'll enjoy the film, thank you."
As the fans roared in awe, Kazuya beamed through his tiredness. It is heartwarming to be welcomed with such enthusiasm from foreign fans.
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Promoting Kyou wa Kaisha Yasumimasu had been so much fun. Uso uso kawauso ang maji maji aru majiru become sensational.
He wasn't expecting that his puns would make comedians laugh so much. Junno is nothing but grateful.
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"Told you so, my puns would get through people's hearts." Junno beamed while Kazuya blink from the blinding aura form his boyfriend.
And something pinched his poor ego.
That morning Yuichi blurted that Junno and his puns trended the night of airing of Odoru Sanma Goten Sanma-San
"Even Taguchi Deguchi trended that's why I watched the show. I can't believe I am seeing you on national television that way!" He exclaimed. "But you trended which means people watched the show and they somehow like you. Goodluck with your drama." Yuichi said with gleam. Junno thought he may still be a bit bitter about First Class 2.
"Oh and Kame," He looks at Kazuya. "Your english was flawless. I saw a fan cam in instagram just a few minutes after your speech. It’s not trending but fans like your 'soooo' and had been using it too much."
Kazuya raised one perfectly plucked eyebrow. "Does it matter if I'm not trending?"
"And why do you keep stalking hyphens with twitter?" Tatsuya blurted, irked.
Yuichi looks straight at him. "So I can see if ey talk about us or what." And then his expression brightens, "Did you know that they really like our hentai topic? They like it more than what we talk about!" He beams with dancing eyebrows. "And your abs are a big hit."
Tatsuya grins. "We should have more of it!"
Meanwhile.
"People are loving me more!" Junno exclaimes which earns him three displeased sighs.
"So what if I'm not trending? At least people talks about me." Kazuya grates.
"It means that I have more people talking about me." His boyfriend argued that earns him three whacks and a walking out Kamenashi Kazuya.
-----
He was a guess in Shuichi wherein they showed clips from the Vancouver International Film Festival. The other hosts clapped while Yuichi praised him for his english on national television.
--
It was a month or so before as what he remembered from that photoshoot. He needs to shoot it with a foreign kid, as nice as he was; he spoke with her in english. "Call me Kazuya." He said.
And he did not know that the staff of Myojo still remembers it and would even post it on twitter.
--
"It means that I have more people talking about me." Kazuya smugly replied and his pleased smile can be seen amidst the faint smoke from his coffee.
Junno is sitting beside him; busy with his phone. He quacks and squirm, "You're such a show off." He puffs. Seeing his newly formed twitter to be filled with lots of news, conversations and picture spams about his boyfriend, and the only remnants of tweets about him is pictures from a Taguchi Junnosuke bot when he back reads for 5 minutes. He kicks the kitchen counter.
OF SOLOS AND DANCE
"You're my queen of hearts!" Junno exclaimed.
"So that's a reason for me to dedicate my solo to you?" Kazuya asked uninterestedly while flipping a page from a magazine; funny how his boyfriend's brain is also flipping nuts.
"YES!" Junno exclaimed with all his might; looking horrendous.
Kazuya pouts but continuously flips his magazine. "And I should be honored that you came up with that when 'flushed' at the airplane. Funny how you're queen of hearts goes down the drain huh." He said unenthusiastically and throws Junno an irked look.
Junno screams unintelligibly. "How could you?!" He screams while pointing at his boyfriend who raised a brow at him. "Because of that song we became together! If not for your look that time, I wouldn't feel something for you!"
"So your feelings for me is just something?!" Kazuya raises his voice.
"Of course not, I am telling you this so you'd know how important you are to me." Junno slumps down on his chair, feeling exhausted. "I just want you to, you know, this is our first solo to have a video, makes it a little more special. I get it that I don't make sense." He mumbled.
Kazuya doesn't know what to say to that and let his boyfriend to continue. But silence welcomes him. Junno's attention is on his phone already. He sighed, "If we become together in Flash, can we not break up because of Hanasanaide Ai?" He muttered softly, not knowing how to handle his life without all the craziness of Junno. He loves how the other keeps a lot of hobbies and drags him into it when he hets too excited.
Junno is still staring at his phone. Brows furrowed in deep thought but eyes glistening with amusement. After a while he stood up and grabs his bag. "Okay. I love you a lot." He kissed Kazuya's forehead and left.
Kazuya was left with bewilderment, not knowing what goes in Junno's mind.
------
When the door closed, Junno grins so wide. He needs to attemd a meeting with his manager.
-------
Maybe he needs to sleep. His script can wait for a few more hours.
Everything around him is weird per se. Junno is still a bit distant yet he seems so happy and a bit dancey. His manager and bandmates keeps on talking behind his back, and he have a lot of promotion to do on top of that.
He was about to lie down when he got a message from his manager. Your choreographer will arrive tonight at 8pm.
He shrugged, well he still has 4 hours to sleep anyway and off he goes.
-------
When he opened his door at 7.59pm he not met by a strange looking punk with the whole of Ginza as accessories but by his beaming boyfriend.
"Shall we start with your contemporary dance lesson Kamenashi-san?" Junno asked as a matter-of-fact but his voice is laced with mirth, eyebrows dancing and his eyes spoke of fondness.
And Kazuya jumps up to him in glee. So that was all of it. He muttered a soft "I love you a lot too."
AN: Well, @hananochikai and @peteyjared are two persisting gals. Happy birthday my love Junno ^^ and this is still my fave perf of him JunnoXMegaphone is just crazy!!!
The caption says it all ^^
Author: Jam
Pairing: KameNo
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff, Crack lol
Disclaimer: Most parts would be from real life situations but of course this is a fiction.
Author's note: It's been sooooooooooooo long since I wrote something but hopefully this will be of some mild comeback (tho I'm not keen on writing more than this). This is a compilation of drabble wherein there are 4 parts that I've penned down and maybe it can be more since the this is an umbrella fic. Hope you'll like it.
OF BANDMATES AND LOVE
"No offense but I really don't see you as together, together. Yuichi said while pointing at Kazuya and Junno by the couch.
"It doesn't make sense for you. But for us, yes." Junno said which surprised the oldest member of KAT-TUN.
"Again why do you care?" Tatsuya butted it; apparently tired of Yuichi questioning the two younger members since they've revealed their relationship merely two hours ago.
"Because it concerns our band. What if those two break up? What will happen to us? Yuichi answered with a frown.
"Very optimistic, bravo! I need that from you the most." Kazuya spoke sarcastically while clapping his hands. "For your very wide information, we've been together for more than a year now."
And that caused Yuichi's eyes to widen and jaws to drop.
"I guess he thought you just got together." Tatsuya said with dismay. "Let's leave him alone."
After 3 days.
"How could that happen? I didn't even notice; I didn't suspect anything!" Yuichi exclaimed; apparently not over the fact that his two younger band mates are dating and are dating each other on top of that!
He looked at Junno. "You loved Rena right? You are straight!" He continued.
"So I'm supposed to be gay from the start? Kazuya asked, irritated. "He loved Rena but not anymore. Stop now or you'll never see the end of me bitching about it." He threatened.
"I hope you'll shut up now and just accept things as they are or would you rather like to see them having sex in front of you? Tatsuya said, voice filled with sadism and amusement.
"You are so vulgar Tatchan." The then silent Junno exclaimed. "I try to keep my hands to myself." He mumbled.
Kazuya smirked. "Well I won't if someone provoked me." He looked at Yuichi and bumped fist with Tatsuya.
"Exhibitionist." Yuichi just mumbled.
Kazuya patted Junno's knee. "You'll regret saying that when I really turn into one." And he moved his hand upward; still staring at a scandalized Yuichi.
Junno held Kazuya's hand in his thigh and lifted it to his mouth to give a gentle kiss. "Stop teasing him already." He said with a little laugh. "He looks about to jump in a bungee now." And laughter erupted from their dressing room.
"For a KY, you do have a good sense of humor." Tatsuya praised.
"Oh stop that Uepi, it'll get into his head and he'll start making puns, KY puns I'm telling you." Kazuya warned sternly.
"Hey!" Junno protested and pouts.
Kazuya pecks his pouty lips. "But I love you so it’s okay." And he was enveloped by a warm hug.
A scandalized scream erupted. "Gosh! I already stopped but you're starting it!" Yuichi exclaimed then walked out. "I have such exhibitionists bandmates!"
The three laughed. Yuichi is such a baby! Funny how the irony that he was supposed to be the oldest.
OF LEFT AND RIGHT
Kazuya woke up with Junno so close to him and with wiggling eyebrows. Kazuya frowned. "What? Aren't you gonna greet me a good morning? And with my morning kiss after?
Junno just flashed him a wide smile. "Get some." He licked his lips and that made Kazuya pecks him.
"What's with you love?" Kazuya asked. "And how long have you been awake?" He encircled his hands on Junno's neck and pulled him closer to snuggle. "Good morning."
"Na, Kazuya, you know about how there's only 10% lefty in the whole world's population right?" Junno asked with amusement; squishing himself closer to Kazuya.
"Yes so what about it?" So Kazuya really doesn't know about it, but yeah what gives. "You belong in that 10% right?"
Junno hums. "Aren't you such a lucky person who belongs in the upper 90% righty to be with someone rare like me?
Oh, he forgot, it is national lefty day today. He rolls his eyes. "Yes I know and since you are such a rare person, shall we celebrate? Because you won't end this day without one right?" He turns his head to Junno, softly giving a bite on the older's ear. "Let's cook something together, ne?"
Junno looks at him; eyes glistening with joy. "Yey. Love you!" He pecks Kazuya's lips and they both struggle to get up from bed that morning.
-----
And Kazuya thought that it’s the end of the lefty conversation. Apparently not.
"Guess what? Did you know that Newton and Einstein are both lefty? We all are lefties, yey!" Junno exclaimed upon arriving at the dressing room.
Tatsuya and Yuichi looked at each other; noth of unbelievable expression. "How many days already?" Tatsuya exasperatedly sighed.
Yuichi continuously shakes his head. "I don't know. I don't know. I don't know."
"It feels like I'm playing a recorded track. FOR DAYS!!" Tatsuya exclaimed.
Kazuya exhaustedly slump beside him. "You don't know what I'm feeling!! I have every second of my life having that lefty conversation!" He screamed; throwing his script over his shoulder.
They looked at Junno who has beaming while playing with his chopstick using his left hand. "GOSH!!!" Kazuya screamed.
"What's wrong my love?" Junno asked. "Do you have a problem that you aren't telling me?" He ditched his chopsticks and walked closer to Kazuya. "I love you and you can tell me everything." He kissed Kazuya's forehead.
Yuichi silently walked out from their dressing room, mumbling along the line of bandmates and exhibitionists.
Tatsuya simply leaned back on his chair, too amused with his bandmates. Yuichi being a scaredy cat and Kazuya and Junno being a weird couple.
Kazuya hugged Junno. "Ihateyoutalkingaboutbeingalefty." He mumbled low and fast.
The hug tightened. "You finally said it YEY!!" Junno said and showered Kazuya with kisses.
Kazuya looked incredulous at him, eyes wide. "You get what I said?" He asked slowly to emphasize his point.
"Yup." Junno beamed. "You said that you hate me talking about being a lefty." He continued.
Tatsuya was laughing softly. Well he didn't get where their conversation was going but what gives, they look cute and apparently not in the right world to know that he is still with them. HAHA.
Kazuya is speechless. "I don't get you."
Junno's smile becomes wider. "Did you know that lefties have their right side of the mind more superior? I just want to test if really you righties have your left side of the brain superior. Because," His eyebrows danced. "The heart is located at the left side that's why it should not be always right." He raised his hands to defend his self. "It means that I'm wrong, because you use your right side to say the right things to me. I love you Kazuya~~" He hugged Kazuya once more. Kazuya was too perplexed to understand a thing but yeah he love Junno as well and that's what is right for him. And they left the dressing room hand in hand. Kazuya was not the only one who didn't get Junno's logic.
Tatsuya was left on the room, pointing on the different sides of his brain and heart.
OF ENGLISH AND PUNS
"Hi my name is Kazuya Kamenashi. I'm soooo excited to be here. I hope you'll enjoy the film, thank you."
As the fans roared in awe, Kazuya beamed through his tiredness. It is heartwarming to be welcomed with such enthusiasm from foreign fans.
--------
Promoting Kyou wa Kaisha Yasumimasu had been so much fun. Uso uso kawauso ang maji maji aru majiru become sensational.
He wasn't expecting that his puns would make comedians laugh so much. Junno is nothing but grateful.
---------
"Told you so, my puns would get through people's hearts." Junno beamed while Kazuya blink from the blinding aura form his boyfriend.
And something pinched his poor ego.
That morning Yuichi blurted that Junno and his puns trended the night of airing of Odoru Sanma Goten Sanma-San
"Even Taguchi Deguchi trended that's why I watched the show. I can't believe I am seeing you on national television that way!" He exclaimed. "But you trended which means people watched the show and they somehow like you. Goodluck with your drama." Yuichi said with gleam. Junno thought he may still be a bit bitter about First Class 2.
"Oh and Kame," He looks at Kazuya. "Your english was flawless. I saw a fan cam in instagram just a few minutes after your speech. It’s not trending but fans like your 'soooo' and had been using it too much."
Kazuya raised one perfectly plucked eyebrow. "Does it matter if I'm not trending?"
"And why do you keep stalking hyphens with twitter?" Tatsuya blurted, irked.
Yuichi looks straight at him. "So I can see if ey talk about us or what." And then his expression brightens, "Did you know that they really like our hentai topic? They like it more than what we talk about!" He beams with dancing eyebrows. "And your abs are a big hit."
Tatsuya grins. "We should have more of it!"
Meanwhile.
"People are loving me more!" Junno exclaimes which earns him three displeased sighs.
"So what if I'm not trending? At least people talks about me." Kazuya grates.
"It means that I have more people talking about me." His boyfriend argued that earns him three whacks and a walking out Kamenashi Kazuya.
-----
He was a guess in Shuichi wherein they showed clips from the Vancouver International Film Festival. The other hosts clapped while Yuichi praised him for his english on national television.
--
It was a month or so before as what he remembered from that photoshoot. He needs to shoot it with a foreign kid, as nice as he was; he spoke with her in english. "Call me Kazuya." He said.
And he did not know that the staff of Myojo still remembers it and would even post it on twitter.
--
"It means that I have more people talking about me." Kazuya smugly replied and his pleased smile can be seen amidst the faint smoke from his coffee.
Junno is sitting beside him; busy with his phone. He quacks and squirm, "You're such a show off." He puffs. Seeing his newly formed twitter to be filled with lots of news, conversations and picture spams about his boyfriend, and the only remnants of tweets about him is pictures from a Taguchi Junnosuke bot when he back reads for 5 minutes. He kicks the kitchen counter.
OF SOLOS AND DANCE
"You're my queen of hearts!" Junno exclaimed.
"So that's a reason for me to dedicate my solo to you?" Kazuya asked uninterestedly while flipping a page from a magazine; funny how his boyfriend's brain is also flipping nuts.
"YES!" Junno exclaimed with all his might; looking horrendous.
Kazuya pouts but continuously flips his magazine. "And I should be honored that you came up with that when 'flushed' at the airplane. Funny how you're queen of hearts goes down the drain huh." He said unenthusiastically and throws Junno an irked look.
Junno screams unintelligibly. "How could you?!" He screams while pointing at his boyfriend who raised a brow at him. "Because of that song we became together! If not for your look that time, I wouldn't feel something for you!"
"So your feelings for me is just something?!" Kazuya raises his voice.
"Of course not, I am telling you this so you'd know how important you are to me." Junno slumps down on his chair, feeling exhausted. "I just want you to, you know, this is our first solo to have a video, makes it a little more special. I get it that I don't make sense." He mumbled.
Kazuya doesn't know what to say to that and let his boyfriend to continue. But silence welcomes him. Junno's attention is on his phone already. He sighed, "If we become together in Flash, can we not break up because of Hanasanaide Ai?" He muttered softly, not knowing how to handle his life without all the craziness of Junno. He loves how the other keeps a lot of hobbies and drags him into it when he hets too excited.
Junno is still staring at his phone. Brows furrowed in deep thought but eyes glistening with amusement. After a while he stood up and grabs his bag. "Okay. I love you a lot." He kissed Kazuya's forehead and left.
Kazuya was left with bewilderment, not knowing what goes in Junno's mind.
------
When the door closed, Junno grins so wide. He needs to attemd a meeting with his manager.
-------
Maybe he needs to sleep. His script can wait for a few more hours.
Everything around him is weird per se. Junno is still a bit distant yet he seems so happy and a bit dancey. His manager and bandmates keeps on talking behind his back, and he have a lot of promotion to do on top of that.
He was about to lie down when he got a message from his manager. Your choreographer will arrive tonight at 8pm.
He shrugged, well he still has 4 hours to sleep anyway and off he goes.
-------
When he opened his door at 7.59pm he not met by a strange looking punk with the whole of Ginza as accessories but by his beaming boyfriend.
"Shall we start with your contemporary dance lesson Kamenashi-san?" Junno asked as a matter-of-fact but his voice is laced with mirth, eyebrows dancing and his eyes spoke of fondness.
And Kazuya jumps up to him in glee. So that was all of it. He muttered a soft "I love you a lot too."
AN: Well, @hananochikai and @peteyjared are two persisting gals. Happy birthday my love Junno ^^ and this is still my fave perf of him JunnoXMegaphone is just crazy!!!
The caption says it all ^^