SO CLASSY!
> 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
>where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
>when I ask where the toilet is?
>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search
>the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
>change the channel manually.
>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
>too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>
>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
>Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?
>Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
>ass!
>
>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
>that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the
>fucking floor.
>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't
>really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
>it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
>improvement, then there must have been something before
>it.
>
>8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life
>is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you
>do that's longer?
>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has
>the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,
>dumass?
>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
>where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
>when I ask where the toilet is?
>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search
>the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
>change the channel manually.
>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
>too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>
>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
>Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?
>Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
>ass!
>
>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
>that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the
>fucking floor.
>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't
>really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
>it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
>improvement, then there must have been something before
>it.
>
>8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life
>is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you
>do that's longer?
>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has
>the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,
>dumass?