SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: eeeeeeeeekkkkk
kevinun DERscore: what?
kevinun DERscore: there used to be a show called eek the cat
sry4bldnonurshrt: there is a horrendously large black widow in my room
kevinun DERscore: dear god
kevinun DERscore: how did it get there
sry4bldnonurshrt: i have no idea
sry4bldnonurshrt: eeeeeeeeeeeeekkk
sry4bldnonurshrt: im scared of spiders!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: and now im afraid to go to sleep
sry4bldnonurshrt: because of the horrendously large spider
sry4bldnonurshrt: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: gahhhh
kevinun DERscore: well kick its ass
sry4bldnonurshrt: its ginormic!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: its aboot as big as my ear!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: gahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: oh wow
kevinun DERscore: capture it
kevinun DERscore: interrogate it
sry4bldnonurshrt: i dont wanna touch it!!!!
kevinun DERscore: where in your room is it?
sry4bldnonurshrt: save me
kevinun DERscore: ill be right there
kevinun DERscore: hold on
sry4bldnonurshrt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: its moving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: ::jumps onto chair::
sry4bldnonurshrt: help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: why were you looking between your desk and window anyway?
sry4bldnonurshrt: i went to close my window and there it was!!! lurking!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: gahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: oh man
kevinun DERscore: well kickc its ass
sry4bldnonurshrt: i dont wanna touch it!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: use a weapon
sry4bldnonurshrt: dont got one
sry4bldnonurshrt: my mommy normally kills the spiders in this house
kevinun DERscore: you dont have a weapon?
sry4bldnonurshrt: but shes asleep!
sry4bldnonurshrt: AHHH!!!!!!!!!! its crawling!AH!!!!!!!!!!!! towards aHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: its under my desk!!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: its staring at me...i know it!!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: step on the little shit
sry4bldnonurshrt: its huge!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: get some
sry4bldnonurshrt: im too afraid to get off my chair
yes i know im a coward
that creature is still lurking somewhere in my room
SAVE ME!!!!
kevinun DERscore: what?
kevinun DERscore: there used to be a show called eek the cat
sry4bldnonurshrt: there is a horrendously large black widow in my room
kevinun DERscore: dear god
kevinun DERscore: how did it get there
sry4bldnonurshrt: i have no idea
sry4bldnonurshrt: eeeeeeeeeeeeekkk
sry4bldnonurshrt: im scared of spiders!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: and now im afraid to go to sleep
sry4bldnonurshrt: because of the horrendously large spider
sry4bldnonurshrt: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: gahhhh
kevinun DERscore: well kick its ass
sry4bldnonurshrt: its ginormic!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: its aboot as big as my ear!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: gahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: oh wow
kevinun DERscore: capture it
kevinun DERscore: interrogate it
sry4bldnonurshrt: i dont wanna touch it!!!!
kevinun DERscore: where in your room is it?
sry4bldnonurshrt: save me
kevinun DERscore: ill be right there
kevinun DERscore: hold on
sry4bldnonurshrt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: its moving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: ::jumps onto chair::
sry4bldnonurshrt: help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: why were you looking between your desk and window anyway?
sry4bldnonurshrt: i went to close my window and there it was!!! lurking!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: gahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: oh man
kevinun DERscore: well kickc its ass
sry4bldnonurshrt: i dont wanna touch it!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: use a weapon
sry4bldnonurshrt: dont got one
sry4bldnonurshrt: my mommy normally kills the spiders in this house
kevinun DERscore: you dont have a weapon?
sry4bldnonurshrt: but shes asleep!
sry4bldnonurshrt: AHHH!!!!!!!!!! its crawling!AH!!!!!!!!!!!! towards aHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: its under my desk!!!!!!!!!!!
sry4bldnonurshrt: its staring at me...i know it!!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: step on the little shit
sry4bldnonurshrt: its huge!!!!!!!!
kevinun DERscore: get some
sry4bldnonurshrt: im too afraid to get off my chair
yes i know im a coward
that creature is still lurking somewhere in my room
SAVE ME!!!!