"About to leave the house..."
Lets start out with love:
Is REAL love indescribable?
Hmmm...no. I think I could describe it. But it’s probably different for everyone.
Have you ever been in love?
Just the once.
What feelings do you get when you know you love someone?
You want to be with them ALL! THE! TIME! And, consequently, you feel like shit when you have to be apart. This feeling probably won’t last though. Ha ha!
Ever get sick to your stomach because you love someone so much?
Can’t say I have.
Describe in 3-5 words what your description of love is?
It’s kind of inconceivable...but also incredible...and yet, at times, it can be really complicated.
Is love sometimes misunderstood for care?
Perhaps.
If you could make someone fall in love with you, who would it be?
I’m not going to fuck around with another person’s emotions! Heh...just kidding...Angelina. That would be immense.
If love was a potion what ingredients would it compose of?
Trust, companionship, devotion, lots of laughs, hugs, kisses and good, gooood times.
Do you tend to enjoy the game of getting someone to love you back?
Erm...no. Absolutely not.
What age were you when you had your first kiss?
*THINKS* Still not 100% on this. 10 or 11. Kissing with tongues though...about 14. I really don’t know though. Can’t have been very memorable.
Is love worth dying for?
In some cases, yes.
Is love worth losing everything you currently own?
That would really suck! But OK...I guess I’d do it.
Is love always enough in a relationship?
Of course not.
What item you own do you love the most? Why?
Oh, that makes perfect sense, doesn’t it? Deary, me. I can’t really decide. I have lots of material possessions that I adore and could never part with. I’d cry the most though if I lost my soft toy collection.
Is the love for your pets same as the love for your family?
Surely not!!!
A food you love?
Chinese food.
Someone you love for making life so much easier?
Dave. Definitely. Things weren’t all that great before he came along.
HATE!!!!!!
Would life be better or easier if we were all emotionless?
No way.
Is black the never ending color of hate?
No. Racist.
A law you hate?
Don’t know.
Someone that makes you sick?
Anyone that has bad body odor.
A food you HATE!?
Mushrooms...cooked...I don’t mind them raw. And carrots...cooked...again, I don’t mind them raw. And parsnips. Never tried them raw so I can’t comment. That’s it.
Do you sometimes hate the ones you love the most?
I don’t “hate” them. Hate it such a strong word. I dislike them immensely sometimes, but it never lasts.
The argument you hated having the most!?
Hmmm...lets not go into it here.
Something about life that you hate?
The notion that in order to get all the things I want, I need money. And in order to get that money I need to work full-time. Why couldn’t I have inherited millions from some dead relative I’ve never met like you see in films???
A movie you hate?
Spiceworld.
A band you wish would just SHUT UP?
Not so much bands, but those dance songs the neds blast out of their music phones on the bus. You know the ones. It’s really just a recurring beat that goes on and on and on with this piercing, high-pitched voice (not unlike a chipmunk) spouting out shitty lyrics.
A vegetable you hate?
Mushrooms, carrots and parsnips. :-)
Something a family member gives you on the holidays that you hate?
As in my birthday and Christmas? I love those! Basically anything that is clearly too young for me. My gran got me a Tinkerbell nail kit when I was 17. Bless her.
A word you despise?
I’m going to agree with Vicky on this one. “Minge” is a horrible, vile, disgusting word. I also feel slightly nauseous when I hear any words associated with veins or arterial bleeding...slit, slash, cut, etc. *SHUDDERS*
Something your BF/GF does that drives you crazy?
When he brings up something that we’ve already talked about. I hate (absolutely HATE) repeating myself.
Something a family member does that drives you crazy?
Constantly making me clean up after him and his ugly wife.
Special Events in your life!!
The happiest moment of your life?
There’s been a few. Being in Glasgow with Dave the first time...eating in the Spanish restaurant and dancing at the Cathouse...I was pretty fucking happy then.
The nicest thing someone has ever said to you?
Aw...there are lots of things...but I don’t want to type them because they’re just too mushy. :-)
A school day that actually went well: what happened?
School seems so long ago now. I barely remember it.
The best date you’ve been on?
Probably that night in Glasgow.
Your best/funnest birthday? What happened?
“Funnest” isn’t a word, you dummy. Probably my 18th. Just because I had all my friends and family under one roof and I just got blazing drunk and danced and had a fucking great time.
The best gift someone has ever given you?
My TV and my DVD player are pretty sweet and I almost died when Dave gave me Rugrats DVD’s. I was certain they didn’t exist.
A time you laughed so hard you peed your pants? What happened?
That happened so many times I’ve lost count. I went through a phase when I was six or seven. Every time someone made me laugh I’d piss myself. It was usually my step brother Robert. I managed to control it after my mum threatened me with Pampers.
Best vacation with family?
I don’t remember our vacations as a “family.” By the time I was old enough to remember my parents had gotten divorced.
The Nasty Tards
Do you get migraines?
I used to. Well, I’m pretty certain they were migraines. It didn’t happen very often. I’d start seeing black spots and I wouldn’t be able to stand upright.
Do you get acne?
Thankfully, no. I did have a major outbreak after I turned 18 though. Not sure what that was about. Probably all the alcohol. Thank God for concealer!
Ever been pregnant when you didn’t want to be?
No, but that’s not something I’d share.
Have you ever been trapped in an elevator?
Thankfully, no.
Ever accidentally caught something on fire in your home?
My foot! I was lying on the living-room floor and I tried to touch the mantle with my toes (stupid, stupid girl) and my leg slipped and my foot fell into the fire. I was wearing socks, thank God. I just shook my leg around until it went out.
Has a pet ever ran away? Did you find them?
Yes, but she came back. We set off fireworks in the garden and stupidly left the door open. My cat got out and almost had a heart attack. She disappeared for about a fortnight. Probably to punish us.
Ever watched a loved one die before your eyes?
Nope. Thank Christ.
Ever had a parent walk in on you and your someone doing something naughty?
No...and I’m very grateful for that.
Your most embarrassing moment?
Don’t know. I’ve done lots of embarrassing things. Falling over on the bus, blurting out something stupid, insulting somebody by accident, throwing up in public...but nothing that makes me die inside every time I think about it.
Have you ever fallen down the stairs?
Once or twice.
Ran into a see through door?
No. That’s pretty stupid.
Slipped on wet floor?
More than once.
Ever found something disgusting in your fast food?
Nothing awful, but I did bite into a massive lump of fat in the middle of my McChicken Sandwich. I was almost sick.
Have you ever been diagnosed with something horrible?
No.
Accidentally slipped gas in public?
Aye, but I just blame it on someone else.
Your Absolute Bests!
Meal you’ve ever made?
I’m no cook. The best thing I can make is a stir-fry. But then who the hell can’t do that???
Thing you have made for someone?
The above. As well pasta with bacon bits and butter. Ooh...hard!
Thing you’ve done for someone?
Not sure. I’ve leant money to people who really needed it.
Action made to help someone?
Bought them a drink?
Advice you’ve given someone?
I’m not very good at that kind of thing. I just sort of listen and nod and then tell them to forget about it. Easier said than done really.
Advice you’ve received?
Not so much advice, but it always helps when people remind me of all the good things going on at the moment. It outweighs the bad.
Picture you’ve drawn?
I drew a portrait of Aileen at school which I was pretty chuffed with.
Poem you’ve written?
I don’t let people read them. But I have a favourite.
Essay you’ve written?
My RPR on “Wasted” by Marya Hornbacher.
Party you’ve ever been to?
Liz’s parties are unsurpassed.
Voicemail message you’ve had?
Voicemail messages are usually bad in my book. I’ll get them because I don’t want to talk to the person, for whatever reason.
Phone conversation you’ve had?
I hate talking on the phone.
Point you’ve proven?
Proving people wrong is always a good feeling. :-)
Sport you played?
I hate sports.
Lets get physical
Your best physical feature is?
Don’t know. My smile?
A creative word to describe the color of your eyes is?
No idea. :-/
Your hairs description:
Boob length, brown with bits of red through it. Usually straight but that’s only after I’ve attacked it with my GHD’s.
What are you most self conscious about on your body?
My legs. Pretty much everything about them. I wish they were more slender.
What do you like the most about your body?
I like being tall and long-limbed. I used to hate it so that’s a triumph.
What animal do you look most like?
No idea. :-/
What have you been made fun of for?
My height.
Let’s get REAL physical!
Would you ever consider sleeping with a celebrity?
Definitely. Then I’d sell the story and make a quick buck.
Have you ever cheated or been cheated on?
Cheated, yes...don’t know about being cheated on.
Would you consider a one night stand?
Not anymore.
Are you straight, gay or bisexual?
Hmmm...difficult to say.
Are you a virgin?
No.
If you have had sex, where was the craziest/silliest place you’ve done it?
Worst? The wee forest-y bit in front of The Mission. Best? James Watson’s rugby pitch. And the stands as well.
If you’re a virgin where do you want your first time to be?
I’m quite content with where I lost it.
Should sex be all about emotion and passion?
Nah.
Does the person have to love you for you to get in their pants?
Ha! Not at all.
Sex only after marriage?
Dumb idea.
Fantasies/fetishes/something romantic involving sex you wish for?
Not saying. We’ve done most of them anyway. :-)
~Rachie XxXxX