Gay Pride and some other shit!
Well! as always Ben was late getting errbody, but i guess it was ok cuz of all the funny stuff that happened! First he got me then we went to pick of my friends Kim and Carlos, then to our surprise we were going to pick up Bobbrea who lives in fuckin Switzerland and shit! Man, we went around mountains, we was on one way streets! Then we finally got to the errea where Bob lives and we found out that this bitch lives under a railroad track!
Then Ben almost ran over a DOG!, then the dog was barking at me! Then the other stupid dog ran in front of the car! Dumb animal! Anyways we finally found Bobby and we were on our way! When we started talking about Shauwns disgustingness and his nasty sister! I made ben cry with all of the shit i was saying about Crystal cuz she is a nasty bitch! and she smells......BADLY!
Then we arrived in Ventura and i told ben he was going the wrong way but he insisted on doing errthang oposite of what i was saying...so we came by a beach and there was a very nice looking boy there and i asked him if he knew where all of the homosexuals were! and he just kinda walked away! Then we passed by this old man who was not wearing a shirt, you know, he was one of those old crusty fools who have hair all over their back and moles and nasty shit like that! So we passed him and bobby yells out the window "Put a shirt on!!" Benny is embarrassed, trying to roll up the window on me and bobby! Kim and Carlos are in da backseat laughing their asses off!
Finally we get to gay pride, and it was kinda crappy but, it got fun later, I spun the wheel of homosexuality! and i won a bubble pen! Then i was entertained by a rapping 11 year old, and his annoying older sister! also there were some hotties there too! We also saw Luis the Fag! and some creepy looking girls that he was hanging out with. We also Saw Ryan, Daniel, and that huge tit woman Ila Woods!
We also danced for a while, and we convinced Kim to call in sick so she could stay a lil while longer. Later it was time to go, so we very ghettoly sold our tickets for 5 bux each and then we went to Jamba Juice, and bobby and i had a fake bitchy feud in thurr! and folks were lookin at us crazily! but we didnt curr!
Then we took kim and carlos home and it was benny bobby and i at bennys house talking and whatever, ben and i had OUR normal 5 minute bitch-a-thon, then bob left and i went home!
Yesterday was good, except for that fact that i was kinda lonely at pride cuz there were a lot of couples and the other me wasnt feeling well, but that's ok there is another one coming up!
damn that was a long update!
Then Ben almost ran over a DOG!, then the dog was barking at me! Then the other stupid dog ran in front of the car! Dumb animal! Anyways we finally found Bobby and we were on our way! When we started talking about Shauwns disgustingness and his nasty sister! I made ben cry with all of the shit i was saying about Crystal cuz she is a nasty bitch! and she smells......BADLY!
Then we arrived in Ventura and i told ben he was going the wrong way but he insisted on doing errthang oposite of what i was saying...so we came by a beach and there was a very nice looking boy there and i asked him if he knew where all of the homosexuals were! and he just kinda walked away! Then we passed by this old man who was not wearing a shirt, you know, he was one of those old crusty fools who have hair all over their back and moles and nasty shit like that! So we passed him and bobby yells out the window "Put a shirt on!!" Benny is embarrassed, trying to roll up the window on me and bobby! Kim and Carlos are in da backseat laughing their asses off!
Finally we get to gay pride, and it was kinda crappy but, it got fun later, I spun the wheel of homosexuality! and i won a bubble pen! Then i was entertained by a rapping 11 year old, and his annoying older sister! also there were some hotties there too! We also saw Luis the Fag! and some creepy looking girls that he was hanging out with. We also Saw Ryan, Daniel, and that huge tit woman Ila Woods!
We also danced for a while, and we convinced Kim to call in sick so she could stay a lil while longer. Later it was time to go, so we very ghettoly sold our tickets for 5 bux each and then we went to Jamba Juice, and bobby and i had a fake bitchy feud in thurr! and folks were lookin at us crazily! but we didnt curr!
Then we took kim and carlos home and it was benny bobby and i at bennys house talking and whatever, ben and i had OUR normal 5 minute bitch-a-thon, then bob left and i went home!
Yesterday was good, except for that fact that i was kinda lonely at pride cuz there were a lot of couples and the other me wasnt feeling well, but that's ok there is another one coming up!
damn that was a long update!