GAAAKKK and GRARRRLL!!
I HATE BIRDS!!! Was taking a small break outside, eating sandwhich and this huge magpie progress slowly towards me until he was no more than 2m away, eyeing off my lunch, looking ready to swoop and pluck precious sustenance from my very hands!!! luckily i was resourceful enough to jerk my legs around until he scuttled away, only to return moments later!!! so i left.... I HATE BIRDS!!!!!