This may be as low brow as it gets (or not but shh!):
Busty Heart "used her 46H boobs to smash planks of wood and then crush beer cans and smash melons on Germany's version of Britain's Got Talent."
News Link:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/842477-massive-breasts-perform-feats-of-strength-on-national-television ow! if my breasts could cross, or shrivel up & hide they would.